“I was going to a golden land of opportunity. A land with a pioneering spirit which welcomes misfits like me… But I ended up in America instead” - Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb
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"I never said this to another man but you have handsome teeth." - Eugene from Tangled the Series
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"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find plenty of other girls to reject you" - said by Ash Ketchum to Brock in the original season of Pokémon.
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"Okay, stop assuming I know things. Like, baseline: assume I know NOTHING." -Dewey Duck from Ducktales 2017
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"You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo." Knuckles from Sonic Boom
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The first one that came to my mind was “When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!” - Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls for some reason lol
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“They’re bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again.” - Garnet from Steven Universe.
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"I can't cry on cue! Whenever a role calls for tears, the only thing that works is thinking about children falling. They're tears of laughter, but no one can tell the difference." - Double Trouble from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
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“I’ve carried a lot of squirming bags in my time, but this was the first time I knew who was in it!” - Buford from Phineas and Ferb
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"Is it really murder if it's delicious?" - The Fudge from the Amazing Digital Circus
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“And so, the day is saved, from escaping from any and all sense of actual reality!” -Thomas Sanders, the Sanders Sides ‘Becoming a Cartoon’ episode
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“Studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns- in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!” -Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls
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my favorite quote from a cartoon.. "its covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids!" by mabel, from gravity falls 💙🌀
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"It looks awful!" "That's because it's on you, dear!" - Flora and Merryweather from Sleeping Beauty. Gotta give a shoutout to these sassy grannies!
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“Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental!Like ANY GOOD WAR CRIMINAL!” -Caine,The Amazing Digital Circus
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“It’s called a manic episode and you’re getting THREE MORE SEASONS!” Gangle from the amazing digital circus
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From “Milo Murphy’s Law”! Always gets a chuckle out of me: Milo: Okay, guys. Time for Plan H! Zack: What about C through G? Milo: I already went through them all in my head, and they don't work!
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"Did I do it? Did I go harpy mode?" "No, you just screamed hoot and ran head first into a wall of ice" -Eda and King Clawthorne, from the Owl House
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Mable: Dipper, what was the one thing I told you not to do today?! Dipper: Raise the dead.. Mable: And what did you do? Dipper in a slightly more dejected tone: Raise the dead...
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Thomas Sanders
Hey all! I need your help once again! Reply to this with wild, out-of-context quotes from any and all CARTOON CHARACTERS. The most out of character or hardest-to-guess quotes, the better! And be sure to let us know who said it and which cartoon!
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