Man, you are not going to believe what happened the other day
(What's that?)
So my girlfriend was acting really strange, right?
(You had a girlfriend?)
And then she invited me to a coffee shop
But she don't drink coffee usually
So it hit me like a karate chop when she said she has news for me
(We need to talk)
She said she was seeing another man (what?)
Who sang in a Kid Rock cover band?
Then out the window, I saw children (help!)
Trapped in a burnin' building
So, I ran into the blaze
And I pulled them from the flames (thank you!)
Then I stopped a robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain
So, my ex-girlfriend she saw the whole frickin' thing
Then told me she wants me back (my hero!)
And I'm like, "Nah, go and be with fake Kid Rock!"
And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?
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Man, you are not going to believe what happened the other day
(What's that?)
So my girlfriend was acting really strange, right?
(You had a girlfriend?)
And then she invited me to a coffee shop
But she don't drink coffee usually
So it hit me like a karate chop when she said she has news for me
(We need to talk)
She said she was seeing another man (what?)
Who sang in a Kid Rock cover band?
Then out the window, I saw children (help!)
Trapped in a burnin' building
So, I ran into the blaze
And I pulled them from the flames (thank you!)
Then I stopped a robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain
So, my ex-girlfriend she saw the whole frickin' thing
Then told me she wants me back (my hero!)
And I'm like, "Nah, go and be with fake Kid Rock!"
And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?
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