Shayna Conde

The older I get, the more evidence I have that NO ONE is more single than a married man. Jesus DeVonte Christ of Nazareth. I’m not even dating. I can’t IMAGINE what it’s like for the ladies who are actively looking 😮‍💨

Stay safe out there yall

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,041



@sleepingkirby

I really want to hear the story that lead to this post.

1 month ago | 146  

@OfJournalandJourney

"Jesus DeVonte Christ of Nazareth" - The New Tshirt you're selling lol

1 month ago | 84  

@EmilyHays50

I am actively NOT looking.

1 month ago | 26

@AffectionateSeaOtter

They like to pretend they are married while they continue to live their single life. The wife and children are just props to make him look good and earn him social points and tax deductions.

1 month ago | 45  

@triciad4100

Literally just as I read this, in the Josh Johnson clip I was watching he started talking about a guy who would come into the grocery store where he used to work to f the lettuce. I don't think it's just the ladies who have to watch out. 😳

1 month ago | 61  

@Kierakirsty

That’s why I BEG my single friends to delete their dating apps during the holiday, and as a girlie in HR, ask them to wear a wedding ring to work. If anyone asks, he’s an attorney. Always an attorney.

1 month ago | 11  

@ivybee347

Jesus DeVonte Christ 😂

1 month ago | 22

@MadAboutBrows

I stopped "trying" in summer of '24. I didn't want to grow old alone, but I never wanted kids, so 🤷🏼‍

1 month ago | 29

@LiquidSonshine

4b for me, I don't have time for boogas boogaing right now. They extract too much energy, I'd rarher have a few dogs. 🐶

1 month ago (edited) | 8

@RemyofWonderland

I truly feel bad for my hetero girlies. Ordering from either side of the menu makes it even more satisfying to reject half of it on principle. 😅 As your friendly neighborhood bi gremlin witch, I am open to praying some gay into anyone who thinks it may help. Jk (unless you want to give it a try, who knows maybe the Goddesses will have mercy.😅

1 month ago | 18

@dezinechic

stopped dating in amerikkka years ago, simply was no mahales worth it(and the arrogantness of simply being an americant/americon mahale was abhorrent, can't think of anything more disgusting!). also thought back and realized how true the phenomenon of them keeping themselves their mahale family members and other mahale friends single or messing up their completely decent relationships is so true! had mahales who just wasn't quite convinced if I was good enough and they'd let their friends tell them they "could do oh so much better" only to move onto a relationship that was wreaked with havoc......I was more than ecstatic to find out lmao.

1 month ago (edited) | 14

@TMFJ747

Always have been diabolical.

1 month ago | 9

@cccc7098

i recommend not actively looking for any man. Decenter men from your life and you will glow up, it's a fact. They don't even like us.

1 month ago | 4

@sfffeed

No they’re SO loyal to the woman who could literally ruin their life.

1 month ago | 9

@froggybug

Not Devonte😂😂

1 month ago | 3

@AgainstLife1000

Girl.... 😢 I been dodging the

1 month ago | 2

@Blackcatcrone

Facts. I'm old and been dealing with males for about sixty years. Had more than one marriage. I saw a woman on TT say that women who are still looking for a husband haven't ever had one. Truth. It's sad so many of us have to find out the hard way, and waste decades that could have been put to much better use. Men are a waste of gd time.

1 month ago | 0

@its_ieshiawhite_and_co4596

Girl why you putting out Jesus’ government name like that! Ok nvm I get it 😅

1 month ago | 18  

@franmcwhorter9654

Amen

1 month ago | 0

@NBnNC

I never knew my Lord & Savior had a middle name….. like that 🙃

1 month ago | 7