As a Belgian I prefer: "Belgium: A country invented so that Britain and Germany would have a place to sort out their differences."
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"Britian is a country you go for, for unreliable cars, terrible food, and a fantastic sense of humor."
6 months ago | 176
I agree, especially if you consider that French are just Italians in a bad mood...
6 months ago | 52
France exists to make people appreciate the little things... like not being born in France
6 months ago | 2
Rafale Jet be like "Am I a joke to you" 🇫🇷🤍 #lovefromindia
6 months ago | 3
As a French person don't agree but since it come from my beloved Brits I'll take the joke and try to find a better one for all next time. You guys are the only one that joke about us and still be funny without actualy being French bashing because we also love to joke about you guys so might as well make it fair.
6 months ago | 52
Kind of the same way that Maryland is there to keep Pennsylvania further away.
6 months ago | 6
Strong poetic words to one of the three golden boys of top gear.
6 months ago | 0
You want to know how to tell the difference between Englishmen and a Frenchman? A Frenchman is just a cold Italian and a Englishman is a warm German. Walpole after the Austrian war of sucession: "Splendid it is, to see France lose so much blood and spend so much money for such little purpose" "An Englishman is surprised when his child is born good looking but a Frenchman thinks France is center of the universe" - Gustave Flaubert
6 months ago (edited) | 2
Or to the Nederlands, Spain, Germany, Austria, Switzerland and other countries- other than France.
6 months ago | 1
And the next bit he said was even funnier they are a bunch of work shy land burning peasants 😂
6 months ago | 2
Autoritarian
In the spirit of our latest France tour episode shorts, I give you, probably, the funniest quote. Would you agree? 😂
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