He was let out of prison early because the correctional officers were curious to see what he'd get arrested for next.
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He overdosed on meth 3 times...and came back stronger each time.
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He doesn't evacuate for hurricanes, but instead shoots at them until they veer towards Bermuda
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He’s been attacked by alligators 11 times, but still swims in the lake anyway.
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He hates Disney as a corporate entity, but goes to the theme parks with his family every year.
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He's tried cocaine 293 times just to see what all the cubans are on about
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His skin looks like a well used leather catcher's mit from the 1930's world series.
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Instead of getting his adrenaline fix from sky driving, he drives on Interstate 4.
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He brought a blow-up doll to jury duty because “she deserves to see justice too.”
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When he hears that a hurricane is coming, he gets some beer, a lawn chair, and yells, "Let's ride!"
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Abandoned Films
Ideas for “The Most Florida Man in the World”
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