The Human Spider

3 months ago | [YT] | 10,492



@griffin.2364

Ah Rosie, I love this boy!

3 months ago | 790  

@VancityMerc319

“You know, I’m something of an alcoholic myself…”

3 months ago | 309  

@justinlewis4791

"I'm gonna put some water in your vodka!"

3 months ago | 417  

@lhfirex

Peter: "I drank your vodka." Norman: "And you watered down the bottle without me noticing? Impressive. Your parents must be very proud."

3 months ago | 397  

@aarmcintyre

Dad: “How’d that get in there?”

3 months ago (edited) | 206  

@danalyze

'You want sobriety??' 'Get religion'

3 months ago | 505  

@goldinthefurnace

" Hey... HE STOLE THAT GUYS VODKA!"

3 months ago | 135  

@kryptonnex

You're an amazing creature, vodka-man

3 months ago | 145  

@entheos4566

"You'll get your liquor when you give me my DAMN ALLOWANCE!!"

3 months ago | 103  

@Diego-hj4up

literally every bar, club, cocktail lounge: "You are an extraordinary creature. You and I are not so different. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together-what we could create!"

3 months ago | 295  

@pulkitgupta5749

Also me, after I added way too much water: "I miscalculated."

3 months ago | 74

@Chris-we7hh

"You know I'm something of a bartender myself"

3 months ago | 44

@MaryJJJJJJ

Watering down vodka is not a major at this university.

3 months ago | 70  

@sofla1rr

“That taste… Vodka.”

3 months ago | 68  

@goldinthefurnace

"HE'S A MENACE!"

3 months ago | 46  

@milk9817

"The power of alcohol in the palm of my hand!"

3 months ago | 42

@ShinichiKudo48695

40,000 years of evolution and we barely tapped the vastness of Peter's alcohol dilution potential

3 months ago | 11

@SpartanLe117

YOU'LL GET YOUR VODKA WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!

3 months ago | 12

@RonaldDregan

“I need that vodka”

3 months ago | 15

@coontent-tv

Mr. Ditkovitch: give me vodka Peter: you get your vodka when you fix this damn bottle

3 months ago | 8