Peter: "I drank your vodka." Norman: "And you watered down the bottle without me noticing? Impressive. Your parents must be very proud."
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literally every bar, club, cocktail lounge: "You are an extraordinary creature. You and I are not so different. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together-what we could create!"
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Also me, after I added way too much water: "I miscalculated."
3 months ago | 74
40,000 years of evolution and we barely tapped the vastness of Peter's alcohol dilution potential
3 months ago | 11
Mr. Ditkovitch: give me vodka Peter: you get your vodka when you fix this damn bottle
3 months ago | 8
The Human Spider
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