SmokeyMcC

Chris Chan is NOT having a child.

11 months ago | [YT] | 6,189



@spyrothedragon9137

This is probably the most reasonable post Chris Chan has ever made

11 months ago | 1,800

@richardreed5432

leaning into Bush’s ear while he’s reading to children β€œMr. President, Chris Chan is NOT expecting.”

11 months ago | 1,400

@mcguffinxiii4115

Thank god... πŸ™πŸ»

11 months ago | 1,000

@0boro

The pickle man tricked us again...

11 months ago | 268

@south_bronx_parasite

Antichrist delayed πŸ’€

11 months ago | 805

@wolfie4274

THANK GOD I was so worried for that kid. Hopefully nobody gave Chris any ideas

11 months ago | 157

@MoominLiv

Finally something to be grateful for on Thanksgiving

11 months ago | 236

@shadow-monger5189

That's honestly the most coherent sentence I think I've ever seen from this guy. Makes me wonder if he actually typed it out or not.

11 months ago | 676

@skelo_boi1279

If Chris chan p diddying his mom was the internets 9/11 the this whole pregnancy debacle was the internets Cuban missile crisis

11 months ago | 587

@ramonsanchez5445

THANK THE LORD!!!!!!!!

11 months ago | 90

@BroomCriticizer

Smokey was 100% correct on how he'd react if there wasn't actually a pregnancy

11 months ago | 20

@JucynthaMarie

Chris Chan having pregnancy scares and I can’t get a text back

11 months ago | 123

@bawbehh

this was obvious from the start, i can't believe the internet let it get that out of control honestly

11 months ago | 269

@Princess_Pixie

Oh our collective prayers were answered. Best gift we could all receive this year. πŸ™Œ

11 months ago | 33

@Shampaggin

It's a Christmas miracle! πŸŽ„

11 months ago | 74

@Randy-ss7xu

I got the impression that it was hypothetical too from the video. I don't see why everyone was making a stink about it. But praise the gods that the beast of Ruckersville has yet to spawn.

11 months ago (edited) | 27

@Somerandom_713

There is still hope that this isn't the darkest timeline. πŸ™Œ

11 months ago | 1

@GusTembo

Congratulations to the lolcalf for not having to be born.

11 months ago | 21

@dr.bofthebananarepublic

Humanity dodged a bullet

11 months ago | 1

@sadboycomicgeek

Thank goodness πŸ˜…

11 months ago | 1