Shart: DURGE! There is a dead Teafling in our camp Durge: Wow, how'd she get there? Shart: Did you kill her, Durge? Durge: I do not kill people, that is my least favourite thing to do
1 week ago | 1,600
The fact you can blame it all on astarion has always been hilarious to me
1 week ago | 2,400
I try to fully admit to it every time, but my companions keep saying stuff like they have a sneaking suspicion that I might have done it. And my Durge is just like “I KNOW THATS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING!” then they’re all “hmm suspicious…”
1 week ago | 1,000
If you manage to hide Alfira's body, then the others will probably think that she was crazy. From their perspective, she shows up, hangs out for a bit, draws a giant blood circle when everyone is asleep, and then disappears.
1 week ago | 414
My favorite part is when you tell Astarion you did it because you found her annoying. "...Yeah that does sound pretty reasonable actually." - Astarion
1 week ago | 58
Durge: GALE! I HAD DREAM. Turns out before my amnesia I was the chosen for the God murder!! Gale: oh wow.. gosh… I never saw that coming at all…nope. That’s rough buddy
1 week ago | 507
“Omfg I can’t believe you killed our bard!” “Nuh uh, the bloodsucker did it.” “Holy crap you right!”
1 week ago | 87
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I went into a Durge run blind. First time I'd seen her and shed asked to be in my camp. I was like 'yay! Of course!' And then i woke up and i was so fucking shocked.
1 week ago | 182
I always just straight up tell them it was me and they’re like, “oh well, let’s make sure it doesn’t happen again, you little stinker you!”
1 week ago | 17
Don't forget Wyll and Karlach looking scandalized going, "Who could've done this?" D:
1 week ago (edited) | 31
I have never killed Alfira as durge. I always kill Quil instead, because Alfira is too precious to die.
1 week ago | 198
I only found out now that if you play as tav you find the Dark Urge corpse in Orin's room lol
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1 week ago | [YT] | 21,706