DM tip - "oh no!! Blort has just heard his mother has been captured, and is being held at the plot location! What ever will we do!?" š
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Rule 1 of DMing: do not give a goblin/kobold a cute name or voice. Rule 2 of DMing: if you forget to prep then ignore rule 1 and the session will take care of itself.
1 week ago | 1,300
Sounds like a clever way to trick the DM into joining the party š
1 week ago | 212
I was the only person in my party to adopt a Goblin, and his name was Skip. I was trying to teach him to write, but we only got as far as circles and squares.
1 week ago | 470
Who names the Goblin āBlortā? His name is Boblin the Goblin, and it will always be Boblin the Goblin
1 week ago | 292
I had a goblin named Dukk, who liked to draw maps from memory for the party. The party treasured Dukk more than anything else.
6 days ago | 36
For the record Iām not morally ambiguous, I just like to share the wealth of others with myself.
1 week ago | 60
Toast became my gameās pet for a while. He eats fish raw and he is sometimes used as an improvised weapon. He made a cameo in other games.
1 week ago | 67
On my first time playing DND I somehow ended up with a giant man-eating rat that sounded like Shrek as my best friend.
1 week ago | 40
Our ranger just rolled a nat 20 and convinced a redcap she was his mum. We have a pet redcap now.
6 days ago | 11
Me: giving my Party a Revival scroll early, because they get downed too often. My party: revive the little homeless npc girl because they feel sorry for her.
1 week ago | 11
I used to help run stuff, and Iāve learned a few things: ā¢ prepare for murder hobos ā¢ prepare for adoption ā¢ prepare for the party to wear down the antagonist too old to adopt into adopting their merry band of idiots ā¢ have backup bad guys ā¢ these are not mutually exclusive. The party will adopt the lil guy, then wear down the older antagonist into adopting the group, but they have also been a band of bastards. I once tried to run something based on Star Wars, I made a whole plan because I was used to the group by then. ā¢ give them a force sensitive Togruta kiddo. ā¢ general grevious was the sacrificial lamb to adopt the group over time, helped by one of the party being a Kaleesh warrior. ā¢ Darth Maul was my backup bad guy, who I wouldnāt have in action until the party got themself adopted. Then it never played out. Lifeās funny like that, plan for everything but scheduling.
1 week ago | 12
I'm a part-time DM, so I know this - I once had p party member adopt an ogre runt, and now use the experience as a morality test in my games. To make things easier for my DM, I have elected to become the Party Goblin. I am Graft Blastbottom, a sorcerer/artificer who is as chaotic as the rogue is klepto.
1 week ago | 19
Ok, but morally ambiguous goblin could really describe any member of my party.
1 week ago | 7
"Guys; the cleric made Blort into a zealot, and we are wanted in 3 kingdoms."
1 week ago | 4
Yup, Droop is the goblin they adopted in the campaign I've been running for the past few years.
1 week ago | 12
DM: I'm sorry players but you see Blort committing extreme acts of cannibalism on your backstory friends. Players: We still love him DM: What on earth am I going to do to get you guys back on track.
1 week ago | 13
We adopted a bandit named Luven who survived a construct basically beating him nearly to deathā¦ we third partied and weāre gonna turn him in but he grew on our morally grey group and is now a fighter with us
6 days ago | 3
Dungeons & Dragons
Turns out the real treasure was the morally ambiguous goblin we met along the way.
1 week ago | [YT] | 17,885