"40000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped into february."
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Mr. Ditkovich: "Yeah sure a year already passed, now give me RENT!"
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Peter: "What year is this?" Lil Goblin Jr: "2025" Peter: "2025? The ad said 3000"
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1st Feb "You knew this was coming Pete.... Because it comes every year"
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What a week bro... Colleague : It's only Monday bro...
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Harry: you call January a year? Peter: Yeah, you can't do that huh??
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Tell me about it. I lost 12 of my closest friends, family, and 2 of the kangaroos I raise and train for our zoo education program since Christmas. Feeling pretty broken right now, but I guess there's nowhere to go but upwards from here. Thanks for all the laughs. Some days that's all that gets me out of bed. I really, REALLY appreciate the positive, lighthearted moments you bring. Keep up the good work. ❤
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Peter: "See you in the next year" Harry: "Tomorrow is 1st January, bro" Peter: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
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The Human Spider
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