You keep announcing you’re ‘dying soon’ like it’s a season finale nobody asked for. If you’re gonna fake your death every week, at least drop a plot twist that isn’t copied from a discount soap opera.🥀 Because at this point, the only thing actually dying is your credibility — it’s on life support, and even it wants to pull the plug.Want a longer, even more scalding version? “You faking your death every five minutes is wild — you act like the Grim Reaper has you on a subscription plan. You’ve cried wolf so many times the wolves packed their bags and LEFT. People out here with real problems, and you’re making your life a Netflix original drama that nobody subscribed to.💔If you’re gonna lie, at least upgrade the writing. Right now your storytelling has the same energy as a corrupted Wattpad draft.😠You’re not mysterious, you’re not tragic — you’re just starring in your own imaginary funeral because you crave attention more than WiFi.🥹💀
Honestly, the only thing in danger of dying is your reputation, and it’s already halfway buried🥀
miusiki 🤧
You keep announcing you’re ‘dying soon’ like it’s a season finale nobody asked for. If you’re gonna fake your death every week, at least drop a plot twist that isn’t copied from a discount soap opera.🥀
Because at this point, the only thing actually dying is your credibility — it’s on life support, and even it wants to pull the plug.Want a longer, even more scalding version? “You faking your death every five minutes is wild — you act like the Grim Reaper has you on a subscription plan.
You’ve cried wolf so many times the wolves packed their bags and LEFT.
People out here with real problems, and you’re making your life a Netflix original drama that nobody subscribed to.💔If you’re gonna lie, at least upgrade the writing. Right now your storytelling has the same energy as a corrupted Wattpad draft.ðŸ˜
You’re not mysterious, you’re not tragic — you’re just starring in your own imaginary funeral because you crave attention more than WiFi.🥹💀
Honestly, the only thing in danger of dying is your reputation, and it’s already halfway buried🥀
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