Joe Pera

Goal! Burlington, VT and Portland, ME shows are this month already. Get your tickets at joepera.com if you like to score goals like me and Messi.
Burlington March 20-22
Portland March 27-29

7 months ago | [YT] | 1,344



@thenumbersix9038

Two of the greatest athletes of all time, in one picture??

7 months ago | 48

@stelllaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Messi passes to Pera... Pera's slow reaction confuses the opposition! Messi running deep, stressing the defence... Pera looking at the ball, his stillness daring, his calm smile mesmerising. Messi running backwards, turns around Pera, dribbles the ball around this Greek god of calm who hypnotised the whole stadium. Messi plays high and deep forward, runs after the ball and headbutts into the far right corner... GOAL GOAL GOAAAL !!! Another epic episode of this unstoppable dynamic duo !

7 months ago (edited) | 14

@DogBearCatSound

As someone from Portland, Oregon. I am heartbroken after checking your site that you meant Portland, Maine. I understand, though, that light house is something to behold. Maybe someday soon, Joe.

7 months ago | 53

@Megamentsh

Wow! That's so awesome you met him

7 months ago | 4

@zara2004i

I love Joe Pera

7 months ago | 0

@autmarthegrand8224

Joe peras calves 🤤

7 months ago | 1

@neon___am

Go Joe! 🏆

7 months ago | 1

@BloomwellHomeGarden

The crowd is large. Everyone is in the arena tonight folks. It's silent. Every one has paused and you can certainly feel the tension in here tonight friends. He has the ball, he's ready to pass. Then... Joe Pera raises his ✋ and says "Hello,....I'm Joe Pera" AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!! Xxoo Joe! Our little farm is in Michigan and I don't get out much, but we will drift off to another story soon!

7 months ago | 4

@douglaherty8120

Messi would be lucky to give Joe Pera some dabs.

7 months ago | 4

@LaGuerre19

Had trouble telling which one is you, Joe! Nah, I'm only joshing. I can't lie to you. That mustache is outstanding, and I look forward to seeing more of it. Messi could only wish for such a smart, handsome, sandy pushbroom like that. Maine!

7 months ago | 1

@erick7027

Mr. Lowe is more buff than I had anticipated.

7 months ago | 6

@coolaspengirl

come back to wisconsin! missed you last time 💔

7 months ago | 1

@KristenTReading

Cannot WAIT to see you in Portland!! Hopeful for the chance to say hello 😀

7 months ago | 0

@GoatPritchard

So excited.

7 months ago | 0

@DJOhWord

A Port in Every Form

7 months ago | 1

@Awickedbigknife

Joe is so careful and tidy, I didn’t take him as a Messi person at all.

7 months ago | 0

@Gomerpile19

Twins

7 months ago | 2

@andreac.6164

BURLINGTON MAN!!

7 months ago | 0

@Aishaspeaks0

Love your content joe

7 months ago | 0

@AllisonIsLivid

Well, let me be the first Mainer to say "Ayuh, Joe!" Hope to see you then!

7 months ago | 2