After Midnight

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1 year ago | [YT] | 545



@jenanimazed5932

It always amazes me how much people will spend on bottled water.

1 year ago | 101

@BoomKatz

this single person is cancelling out all my efforts to recycle, compost and live waste free. why do i even try

1 year ago | 144

@cassiusdhami9215

Late stage capitalism

1 year ago | 37

@kapowjam3462

I may not have a garage but I do have a contraption that gives me water whenever I want it. I even have some say in the temperature of the water.

1 year ago | 53

@YourPalJamieEllis

Huge pat on the back, boardroom execs and advertisers of the 90s. You successfully sculpted a world where some of us have such strong opinions about which paid version of an essentially unchanged free resource we prefer we'd get in an argument on your behalf.

1 year ago | 43

@kbwm1212

Dasani is LITERALLY THE. WORST. tasting bottled water. I CANNOT drink it—I have actually just gone an entire day without water once at a festival because the only water available was Dasani. NOPE.

1 year ago | 40

@ziebs26

bottled water is one of the most offensive things produced & purchased. unfortunately some communities have to rely on it for clean water. which is also an abomination.

1 year ago | 24

@KKAkuoku

Might as well be a microplastics fountain

1 year ago | 57

@nataliee2792

Fun fact: we once got into an in-depth discussion about bottled water and what water is best during math class. This resulted in one girl being associated with salt water the rest of the year

1 year ago | 24

@casbot71

Story time. A (model) neice who moved in with me was obsessed with bottled water and would insist that I get it for her. So every morning when she was in the shower, I'd go to her room, empty her waste-paper bin 🗑 and take the empty water bottles with me. Then I'd slowly fill them up with tap water (so she wouldn't notice the change in shower temperature) and pretend to go down the street, closing the door behind me. I'd "come back home" after enough time and then hand her the "new" bottles I'd gotten her while she was in her towel. And as an extra service, I'd break the seal on the top of the bottles so it would be easier to open (she'd once needed my help to open a bottle). Which involved me just squeezing the bottle a bit, so it made a noise while I pretended to twist the cap. She would then be smug about how much better tasting her water was than the tap water plebs like me would drink. She'd brag to her friends about how well she'd trained me to do stuff for her. [I'm in a city with good quality tap water] The best part is that I charged her money for the cost of the bottled water!!. So anyway a few years later after she'd moved out she was celebrating her birthday and I asked for a drink and said tap water was fine, so she started reminiscing about how she'd got me to fetch her bottled water everyday. ..... and then in front of her friends, I told her

1 year ago | 36

@patrickpelletier9298

Dasani costs more than Poland springs. Minimally filtered water from a natural source, less than 300 miles away, or filtered city water from Chicago? No brainer to me.

1 year ago | 11

@ChrisLeeW00

Dasani is like the McDonald’s of water

1 year ago | 3

@iamnearnothing

Dasani is the MLM water for franchises.

1 year ago | 7

@TeeKing

I cherish my 25-cent insulated water bottle from the thrift shop that keeps tap water and ice made from tap water chilled all day.

1 year ago | 5

@KevinsHandle

Dasani is filtered municipal water, in plastic bottles

1 year ago | 2

@stevensedlak

there's clearly 1 generic bottle of water in this picture.

1 year ago | 32

@Slab_city_ghost_702

Dasani is to water as I am to rehab .... Same as everyone else .. just less chemicals in me .... Today

1 year ago | 13

@jujubesification

Please bring back your full episode playlists.

1 year ago | 4

@Vtarngpb

I suppose they could have worse thing(s) in their fridge 💀

1 year ago | 1

@AdrianColley

It's not so much a shitpost as a sludgepost.

1 year ago | 1