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Zelen Tsu, the great strategist of the Ukraine war 🙏

PS: I created a monster with these Zelen Tsu memes lol

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 5,794



@Hello_once_more

'When a city is surrounded, it is strategically unimportant'- Zelen Tsu.

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@johnathanadams6378

“Wars are won not by the number of battles you win, but by the number of upvotes you get on Reddit” -Zelen Tsu

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@comentaator

"Zelen Tzu is NOT my husband" — Helen Tzu

3 weeks ago | 803

@TrusePkay

"A good ruler never changes clothes when his nation is at war" - Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago | 536

@garliclover7991

Enemies can't leak your plan, if you don't have one. -Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago | 368

@JonasAraujo-d9p

"Lose everything then, you got nothing else to lose" - Zelen Tzu the art of winning

3 weeks ago (edited) | 399

@mattmccartney5996

"When the enemy is strong and at your gates, loot the treasury and buy land abroad." Zelen Tzu

3 weeks ago | 375

@Fierysaint1

"Losing troops mean money saved on supplies and equipment." - Zelen Tzu

3 weeks ago | 863

@Wrociem

"When you lose a million men, classify them as Russian so you can claim you are winning" - Zelen Tzu

3 weeks ago | 123

@Dingor-v1x

"The road to victory is long, difficult, and white." Zelen Tzu, "The Art of Sniffing"

3 weeks ago (edited) | 115

@Dingor-v1x

"You may not go down in History, you may not become a Legend, but you will forever remain in HistoryLegends" Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago | 232

@alexanderjdivic4784

"When the front line collapses, snort another line." -Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago | 786

@themanwhois683

"Speak of Victory often, especially when it's too far, the mind can do miracles" - Zelen Tzu

3 weeks ago | 828

@juanDE1703

"There are no red lines. Only white lines" -Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago | 573

@harbinger200

"When you loose troops, you gain American dollars" - Zelen Tsu, The second book of golden toilet.

3 weeks ago | 556

@kingofpain5866

"When your whole front line is collapsing, insist it's part of your strategy." - Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago | 39

@claude9560

' The best way to win a war is to lose every single battle. This way the enemy will get tired of winning and give up out of boredom.' Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago (edited) | 238

@SchwarzTulip

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is besting you" -Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago | 39

@ducon0000

"When out of money, go to France and promise to buy 100 Rafales" - Zelen Tsu

3 weeks ago | 447

@lukaha5545

"When your troops are encircled, buy another mansion" - Zelen Tzu, The Book of Toilet

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