Sigma Monkey

Freaky ahh high school πŸ₯€

1 week ago | [YT] | 337,448



@ElGuapo-p3g

"Fuck school" used to be a rebellious statement, not a proper noun.

6 days ago | 32,000  

@lazymillennialjobseeker9282

β€œI’m not gay, but civil disobedience is civil disobedience.”

1 week ago | 91,000  

@tc2241

I’ve heard of elevators, stairwells, auditoriums, bleachers. A packed bus is some wild ahh ish

1 week ago | 36,000  

@WojakWojak123

This is the kind of thing you hear years later and realize your school was basically a sitcom waiting to be filmed πŸ’€

1 week ago | 68,000  

@HeisenbergFam

This is the definition of "desperate times call for desperate measures"

1 week ago | 22,000  

@danielbonani10

I like to think it was just the same bisexual dude wrecking havoc both times for the funnies

1 week ago | 40,000  

@GoofyAhhProductions9936

Plot twist it was the same guy both times

1 week ago | 36,000  

@VegasViking420

The same can be said about the military and the prison system.

1 week ago | 10,000  

@NewCommenter-d8s

The way schools always try to fix one problem and end up creating even bigger chaos will never stop being funny πŸ˜‚ honestly this story is peak high school energy

1 week ago | 15,000  

@TomTheOriginal

When I hear stories like this and read the comments, I realise I lived a very mundane life as a teenager and still do today

6 days ago | 1,600

@LaylaSowards

At my high-school there were 2 male teachers sleeping with A LOT of female students (one of which MARRIED a student after she graduated so he got transferred...they divorced before the new school year was over). And 2 female teachers sleeping with a few male students. THEN, the year after I graduated there was a big scandal because the band teacher, male, was sleeping with an underage male student, who also happened to be the band teachers girlfriends son. Idk what else went down in HS after that...but this is the same small town where last year the sheriff shot the judge for running a brothel in the jail. Can't make the shit up, y'all.

1 week ago | 3,000

@TheLuckylandShow

From Bus to Bussy πŸ’€

1 week ago | 7,700

@Velshard

The Phantom Pooper drawing shit smiley faces on the walls of random bathrooms was the recurring "Incident" at my highschool.

1 week ago | 2,200

@oshawott4544

Of all the places to do that the bus ride home honestly sounds like one of the worst

1 week ago | 4,500

@HoV326

As Malcolm Latimer once said, "Life finds a way." Edit: It's Ian Malcolm. Not Malcolm Latimer. Thank you to the commenter that corrected me

1 week ago (edited) | 2,500

@bloodwolfkoji

At my old high school a couple of students were caught having sex right outside the principals office and the staff's immediate reaction to put a full stop ban on PDA, even putting a limit on hugs. Not that most people gave a shit I'd spot people making out around corners almost every day

1 week ago | 1,300

@jancoescapagrados6538

They didn't give up ✊

1 week ago | 3,200

@DarkAnims

I can't believe someone decapitated themselves to give their head to someone else just to oppose this rule. That is true dedication.

1 week ago | 1,700

@MustacheMerlin

Geez you guys were wild. All I ever did was drag a CRT and an Xbox to school to play Halo in the back of the chemistry classroom

6 days ago | 368

@MrBatteryPhone0

"It’s honestly hilarious how schools always try to make strict rules, but teenagers will always find a way around them until the teachers just give up completely πŸ˜‚

1 week ago | 1,400