Sigma Monkey

That HURTS 💀

1 month ago | [YT] | 219,881



@Remi_OnlyOnYt

Damn mother been waiting to point that out😭

1 month ago | 23,000  

@rileyrosewriter

"Son, it is time to discuss your abhorrent lack of maidens..." 🤣

1 month ago (edited) | 12,000  

@fauxnoob4157

Parents before 18 ❌ Parents after 18: grandchild, now.

1 month ago | 12,000  

@𱘐

Someone didn’t get their coffee today 😭

1 month ago | 9,600  

@TotallyNotHatsune

Bro doesn’t need a ambulance, he needs a funeral service 🥀

1 month ago | 11,000  

@HoV326

"Jokes on you. You'll never be a grandmother."

1 month ago | 25,000  

@NasiLemakKaraokeTulisanCantik

Imagine casually mentioning your old bedsheets and then getting absolutely destroyed by your mom comparing them to a coffee machine 💀 this is a different level of parental roas

1 month ago | 3,700

@GreyAcumen

I don't see why mom needs a new coffee machine, she can clearly provide a dark roast all on her own.

1 month ago | 14,000  

@MrBatteryPhone0

Parents have a way of turning the simplest conversations into roast battles, and they always win 😂

1 month ago | 2,500

@keanucool6723

That's what happens when you get between mum and her shopping. She wants that machine she's going to get it no matter who she burns along the way 🤣

1 month ago | 271

@aeddonmckaba9797

Although to be fair, that coffee machine might be used every single morning, and you'd have to be pretty wild to be doing the Tempur-Pedic Tango every single night for 7 years straight.

1 month ago | 874

@gustavoargumanis1863

When your parents no longer hold back that they see you as a hopeless case

1 month ago | 1,700

@Tin_Tran39

She hasn't gotten her coffee yet

1 month ago | 666  

@mat99134

When ma wants grandkids and subtle signs did not work, the roasting begins.

1 month ago | 2,200  

@NewCommenter-d8s

That’s not just a comeback, that’s a whole knockout 😂 moms always know how to shut it down instantl

1 month ago | 209

@BigHailFan

"Got the retirement home on speed dial, mom."

1 month ago | 920

@jonquilgemstone

"Well then, you should have raised me to be more charming."

1 month ago | 142

@TheShinyTresasLW

She brought you in this world and she gonna take you out of this world

1 month ago | 821

@micathepuppydawg

"Jokes on you, our bloodline ends with me."

4 weeks ago | 26

@ellingtonf1097

"Too bad you won't have grandkids to tell that to."

1 month ago | 192