Umemus

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@suhnih4076

Tf is goggle giggles

1 week ago | 174

@suriV05

Wtf is google giggles and why does someone have infinite time on that shit

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@hidden3880

Google what now

1 week ago | 52

@S0uLK1NGBRO0K-YOHOHO

Ok hear me out. That photo with a single tree on the horizon? Lowkey that’s the exact blueprint for how sh*t like Google, Instagram, and AI even came into existence. None of this tech stuff dropped from the sky — it all started small, messy, and kinda lonely, just like that one tree standing in a whole empty field. At the very beginning, we had these giant-ass computers. Not the cute laptops or iPhones we flex now — I’m talking machines the size of rooms that could barely crunch numbers. They were ugly, loud, and honestly boring as hell. But humans don’t stop tinkering, right? Over time, those beasts shrunk into PCs, then laptops, then smartphones. Add the internet into the mix and boom — it’s like planting seeds in soil and suddenly there’s water, sunlight, and endless space to grow. That’s when sh*t really started cooking. Now Google… bro, before Google, the internet was pure chaos. Imagine trying to find one thing in a massive-ass dump yard. That’s what early web surfing felt like. Then two random Stanford dudes (Larry and Sergey) were like, “yo, what if we organize this mess and make it actually useful?” And that dumb-sounding idea literally changed the f*cking world. They built an algorithm, made it better, and next thing you know, everyone’s “just Google it.” That was like the first giant tree in the digital forest. Then humans being humans, we got bored of just finding info. We wanted to share ourselves. First it was MySpace, Facebook, blogs… all text-heavy. But then smartphones happened and suddenly everyone had a damn camera in their pocket. Enter Instagram. Kevin and Mike made a simple app — take a pic, slap a filter, share. That’s it. No complicated bullsh*t. And because people love flexing their food, outfits, pets, and vibes, it spread like wildfire. From one tiny seed, Instagram grew into this massive jungle of trends, influencers, and culture. Love it or hate it, it runs half the internet now. And then there’s AI. Honestly, AI is the crazy cousin at the family reunion. People have been dreaming about “smart machines” since forever, but the tech wasn’t there. Not enough data, not enough power. For decades it was kinda a joke. But now? Thanks to Google indexing literally everything and apps like Insta collecting mountains of content, plus computers that are fast as hell, AI finally had the fuel it needed. Machine learning blew up, algorithms started teaching themselves patterns, and suddenly the sh*t got real. From TikTok recommending you videos you didn’t even know you wanted, to ChatGPT spitting essays, to cars driving themselves — AI went from a nerd fantasy to running half our lives in like, what, ten years? So yeah, that one lonely tree in the picture? That’s exactly how all this came to be. One seed. One idea. One person saying “f*ck it, let’s try this.” Google was literally two students with a half-baked plan. Instagram was two dudes making a photo app. AI was decades of nerdy papers before someone finally unlocked the right conditions. Now they’re all towering trees shaping the whole damn landscape. Moral of the story? Don’t clown small beginnings. Every massive empire, every tech giant, every “impossible” invention started with one tiny-ass thought that looked pointless at first. That tree isn’t just a tree — it’s a reminder that even if you feel like you’re standing alone in an empty field, your idea could one day grow into something that changes the f*cking world.

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@greenberrygk

Crafting table

1 week ago | 5

@ElliteYautja

Genius

1 week ago | 7

@TobyKester9

Serenity. Perfectly describes the photo

1 week ago | 1

@arthurcurry3212

They used air to create the internet communication and the land to create wires and hardware

1 week ago | 2

@baldi20610alt

I feel like this is what wallpaper i have on my pc

1 week ago | 3

@conflict7269

Dey did

1 week ago | 2

@selviaselwan7902

idk

1 week ago | 1