Justin Taylor

Ukraine just confirmed it killed a hostile donkey in its war against Russia.

I will continue to monitor for what this means at a strategic level. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Edit: apparently the donkey was captured alive. This is the only good news I’ve read in six days.

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@AdamYounge

I believe the donkey was captured, not KIA

2 weeks ago | 786  

@skaboodlydoodle

CAPTURED a donkey. And it’s a key strategic asset. I hear the Ukranians have already reverse engineered and improved the design. They’re calling it “horse” and say while it’s ready for field testing, it’s usefulness in a modern battlefield is questionable..

2 weeks ago | 329

@kramnhoj42

"Eeyore's gone man, I'll be outside.." - some russian grunt, probably

2 weeks ago | 364  

@krieg5414

That poor ass

2 weeks ago | 385

@khodumodumo

Appreciate the update sir.

2 weeks ago | 224

@octacom

people die "Eh, it is what it is" donkey dies "When will the killing stop 😔

2 weeks ago | 77

@HaloReach3

The donkey was forced into this war. They are a neutral species

2 weeks ago | 156

@ghostofmarx867

Lol, the Donkey is the most accurate looking number in their whole chart. What a fuckin world we live in.

2 weeks ago (edited) | 235

@mr.coffee6242

We used donkeys in Afghanistan in 2006-2008 with the ANA to move things from sperwan to some CPs. It is taught in our logistics schools now because of this. It has its uses.

2 weeks ago (edited) | 3

@troydrake4570

If the war simulations are correct, that donkey was captured via fulton device.

2 weeks ago | 35

@dagebis

Clearly this was the fabled "un-aging donkey" Napoleon rode across the Alps. With a strategic loss like this Russia is sure to sue for peace any day now.

2 weeks ago (edited) | 41

@userrai1255

Some random Russian farmer : NOOOOO MY ASS, THEY BLEW UP MY ASS. WHY WOULD THEY DESTROY MY ASS? IT WAS MY PRIZED ASS WHICH HAVE BEEN WITH ME SINCE CHILDHOOD.

2 weeks ago (edited) | 34

@ChipsChallenge95

Highly doubt these numbers

2 weeks ago | 11

@01ai01

It was probably a reconnaissance donkey.

2 weeks ago | 10

@weilam03

drone donkeys are terrifying

2 weeks ago | 12

@michaelstechishin8254

Your chances of being killed by an enemy combatant donkey are low, but never zero.

2 weeks ago | 10

@Steve69419

Am i expected to believe these numbers?

2 weeks ago | 7

@tlip3480

That list donkey aside is comical.

2 weeks ago | 5

@TankandDimples

It wasn't a kill it was a capture. The video was epic. 😂

2 weeks ago | 10

@dylankroll

Donkey was recovered actually.

2 weeks ago | 8