BigFootBoyz VLOGS

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Alright, you beautiful, hairy disciples. The day has finally come.

You asked for it. You begged for it. You probably sacrificed a squirrel to some dark god for it. Well, it worked. The official Bigfoot VLOGS Merch Shop is NOW OPEN!

That's right. You can finally stop wearing that boring, plain garbage you call clothes and start wearing the official gear of a true legend. I'm talking t-shirts, hoodies, hats... all the good shit. We got the classic Zorp "Peace & Chaos" design, the holy "I Support Footism" robes, and the sacred "STAY HAIRY" commandment on a bunch of stuff.

This is now the #1 way to support the channel and my expensive jerky-and-stolen-beer lifestyle. Every shirt you buy is another bad idea I can fund. Every hat is another prank I can pull. It's for a good cause: my entertainment.

To celebrate, Zorp and I did a "professional" photoshoot. He's a natural model. I, of course, am a majestic beast in all lighting. Feast your eyes on our glory.

The link is live. Go buy my stuff. Don't be a Yeti.

Stay Hairy, -The Hairy Prophet, Bigfoot

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,024



@BarackObamaRuntz

“STAY HAIRY” sand colored hoodie is my favorite. Is it thick quality material?

2 months ago | 17

@lambo_drove_zambo

The Hairy Prophet, has spoken. Thank you, Great Creator. 🤘💀

2 months ago | 17

@Ckrpoint

This dude posted AI generated slop for 5 total days and he already is trying to sling mercy smh

2 months ago | 4

@scottbullock3045

The merch is here... YAAAS!!!😏🤣

2 months ago | 9

@Jorda5s

Pretty fire I’d cop if I wasn’t broke

2 months ago | 9

@A.C.57

The ai slop gotta stop bro

2 months ago | 3

@theluanticist5776

I have never ever bought merch so fast in my life

2 months ago | 5

@shellylopez2236

Omgosh YESSS!! That Zorp hoodie is fantastic💕 and will be in my closet soon‼

2 months ago | 0

@Citeh.Centurions.Treble.4Peat

Let's fucking go, got a zorp tshirt!

2 months ago | 2

@WRLRDMT

Capitalize the foot empire and move that merch!!!

2 months ago | 8

@seandavis9497

We need kevin

2 months ago | 2

@JordanCardenas-q4e

W

2 months ago | 5

@Bigman_GamingVR

Ok, I'll totally buy the "Stay Hairy" hoody. That's freaking sick, and i never use that phrase Dang, i wush i had spending money lol

2 months ago (edited) | 5

@ulost1gaming417

Where is my "FootClan" t-shirt at, or is it copyrighted?

2 months ago | 3

@CarlosMartinez-bm1kd

I Am a BIG Fan😎

2 months ago | 0

@jasonbrown9979

Everything I want is sold out within 15 hours. Told you merch would do a bomb....

2 months ago | 3

@thecolorpotato

My mom is never gonna let me buy merch shes def gonna say its stupid 😭

2 months ago | 3

@LanceGunn-d9u

ZORP LIVES

2 months ago | 2

@IggLyMoe

Gotta get a Zorp Tee lol

2 months ago | 2