Mr. Krabs: In 2024, I explicitly ordered my older brother George not to take Reise home from NIU for summer vacation unless Cavaliers put a stop to the Celtics’ domination, and he chose to deliberately disobey me, leading to the Cavaliers suffering a 2nd round exit against Boston, who later went on to win the championship! Therefore, in 2025, I decided to punish him further be explicitly ordering him not to take Reise home from NIU for summer vacation unless the Cavaliers reach the NBA Finals to cap off their historic 64-win season, and he chose to once again deliberately disobey me, leading to the Cavaliers suffering another 2nd round exit against the Indiana Pacers, ending their historic season in extreme disappointment and severe heartbreak!
This season, the Cavaliers will need to win the championship this year, so this season, I will extremely strict, stern and hard on that stubborn and disobedient control freak and I will punish him much harder and further because this time, Reise is to stay at NIU during Thanksgiving break, winter break, and spring break, and he is NOT going home for summer vacation UNLESS the Cavaliers win the championship this season. Because 2026 will be the 10th anniversary of the Cavaliers breaking the 52-year Cleveland sports curse by winning their first NBA championship in franchise history, so that stubborn and disobedient George better NOT ruin it again for the Cavaliers, because if he deliberately disobeys me just once this season, then I WILL kill that stubborn and disobedient control freak by sending him to Erta Ale in Ethiopia and throwing him in its iconic lava lake (known as the Gateway to Hell) for real, because I am so sick and tired of that stubborn and disobedient control freak always disobeying me when it comes to the Cleveland Cavaliers, as well as him always getting on my nerves because he has been doing this jazz since November 2023!
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Mr. Krabs: In 2024, I explicitly ordered my older brother George not to take Reise home from NIU for summer vacation unless Cavaliers put a stop to the Celtics’ domination, and he chose to deliberately disobey me, leading to the Cavaliers suffering a 2nd round exit against Boston, who later went on to win the championship! Therefore, in 2025, I decided to punish him further be explicitly ordering him not to take Reise home from NIU for summer vacation unless the Cavaliers reach the NBA Finals to cap off their historic 64-win season, and he chose to once again deliberately disobey me, leading to the Cavaliers suffering another 2nd round exit against the Indiana Pacers, ending their historic season in extreme disappointment and severe heartbreak!
This season, the Cavaliers will need to win the championship this year, so this season, I will extremely strict, stern and hard on that stubborn and disobedient control freak and I will punish him much harder and further because this time, Reise is to stay at NIU during Thanksgiving break, winter break, and spring break, and he is NOT going home for summer vacation UNLESS the Cavaliers win the championship this season. Because 2026 will be the 10th anniversary of the Cavaliers breaking the 52-year Cleveland sports curse by winning their first NBA championship in franchise history, so that stubborn and disobedient George better NOT ruin it again for the Cavaliers, because if he deliberately disobeys me just once this season, then I WILL kill that stubborn and disobedient control freak by sending him to Erta Ale in Ethiopia and throwing him in its iconic lava lake (known as the Gateway to Hell) for real, because I am so sick and tired of that stubborn and disobedient control freak always disobeying me when it comes to the Cleveland Cavaliers, as well as him always getting on my nerves because he has been doing this jazz since November 2023!
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