"We need to talk" always makes me think I forgot I did something terrible and now I have to face my sins without even knowing what they are.
2 years ago | 24
Silence. Walking in the woods with no wind, no birds chirping, not a single sound of life or reassurance you are present. Just the dreadful and eerie silence
2 years ago | 5
Unannounced and vague calendar meetings created by your Supervisor or HR. Like, "1 : 1 with Katrina Huerhouser, HR Director" or "Changes in Org - Discussion with Supervisor." It's kind of the "we need to talk" answer, but directly aimed at your livelihood and ability to pay for the roof over your head.
2 years ago | 0
I got kinda Pavlov’d into an opposing reaction to one of these. I have an ex who would say “we need to talk. Right now.” In front of family and friends, then lead me to a private room to talk, with the implication that we weren’t to be disturbed. Once alone she would tell me she used the wrong verb and the rest of this anecdote becomes very adult content.
2 years ago | 11
If you hear someone tell you "We need to talk.", it's like Gabriel said: "Ooooh, I'm in court!"
2 years ago | 0
If my mother ever said "We need to talk" i knew i was dead
2 years ago | 7
Many things, to name a few…(oddly specific) •Any medical professional that says “okay and now you’re going to feel a little bit of pressure”. •Going to the grocery store. •When my kids sleep with their eyes open and their eyes follow me around the room. •Wiping after going to the bathroom during pregnancy. • Hypnic Jerks • Holes • Certain Old people/Babies I can go on….
2 years ago | 1
Trying to close the door softly and quietly enough to not start a full blown war after having an argument with your mother.
2 years ago | 0
Walking through airport security, you always think that you somehow brought a knife even though you know you didnt
2 years ago | 0
Even worse is " we need to talk later" MFr I'm right here let's get this shit done
2 years ago | 2
Ok but animals that shouldn't be walking on two feet suddenly doing so is actually traumatizing
2 years ago | 0
I was about to say PHONE but then you said the animals and I never was good with stuff like that especially not legends about weremials and shape shifters. :D
2 years ago | 0
Mystery Sector
What’s not supposed to be scary but is?
2 years ago | [YT] | 90