Rodney Dangerfield

“I tell ya, with my wife, we fight over little things. Like sometimes I’m late. I ask her to press my pants. And I tell ya, the way she puts the creases in my pants, my legs should be walking in two different directions. And the way she does the ironing, forget about it. I mean, when you burn a shirt, who puts on butter?”

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