He was the funniest comedian, ever in my opinion. Whenever I am down, or sometimes it just comes across my feed on YouTube and pull up some of his shows with Johnny Carson even though I’ve seen him a 1000 times he still cracks me up.
1 week ago (edited) | 11
He was the funnest man I ever saw. He could make me laugh without saying a word. He would stand there, straighten his tie, and roll his head around. I would start laughing, because I knew he was about to say something funny.
2 weeks ago | 19
My wife is not too smart. She looked at my calendar and asked me who June was.
1 week ago | 4
My wife gets all dressed up to go out – and I stay home.
2 weeks ago | 18
I tell ya I’m gettin old. Now whenever you see me running, that means the laxative is working!
2 weeks ago | 3
The other night I got blasted. The next day, I was hurting, the head , the whole thing. Hating myself, just hating myself. My wife was hanging around throwing her lines at me. "You dance and I'll pay the fiddler " 😂
2 weeks ago | 5
Oh I tell ya I was ugly when I was a kid how ugly I was ugly my mother would put the dirty diaper in the crib and throw me in the trash
1 week ago | 1
No no writing was terrible for me as a kid yknow never had much luck with writing. I wrote an essay one time about how much I loved my mother and when I turned it in the teacher gave it back to me and said try again.
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"I tell ya, kids are starting out young these days. At the drugstore the other day I saw birth control pills shapes like Fred Flintstone."
1 week ago | 0
If the bloodline wants to be more dominate, Roman should have back Solo the Tongans, Jacob the other the USOs all together to bring down their Heyman the his henchmans will go down.
1 week ago | 0
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, with my wife, we fight over little things. Like sometimes I’m late. I ask her to press my pants. And I tell ya, the way she puts the creases in my pants, my legs should be walking in two different directions. And the way she does the ironing, forget about it. I mean, when you burn a shirt, who puts on butter?”
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