"Oh Elephant of the sanctuary, what is your wisdom?" "How much time do you have to spare? Cause this could take awhile."
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“Look, I know that this is the fight club and all, but that sort of violence was uncalled for and out of line.”
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“We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
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Some of these are as equally hilarious with or without the visual context lol. Great job to everyone
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I'm so glad you got to go to see those elephants! I'm on a fixed income, and I'm already tapped out this month. I only saw about the flooding to the elephants' home today. I'll put the information in my calendar for when I get paid in March, and I'll get my donation out. It can't be more than $25.00, but I'm hoping that many of your subscribers will want to donate. I somehow lost track of you for several months, but my health hasn't been good for a while. I'm thankful for your take on animals and for your helping me find places to donate that are truly helping animals. I don't have much, but I do like to donate to rescue organizations. I'll look at your patreon at the beginning of March, too. Thank you for all you do! 🍀 ☘️
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"So Raj..." "Yeah?" "How'd your mother die, again?" "Elephant attacked her. Why?" points to elephant running towards funeral procession
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“Have you heard my dirty elephant joke? No. It’s too big of a mess to clean up.”
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“And So I told the Loch Ness Monster Dammit no I ain’t giving you no $3.50”
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The second one gave me a good chuckle, but the last one has to be my favorite.
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"not again! John, make sure we get a human to deliver the pizza next time!"
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The fact 4 is essay sized and funny while the last one is three words and still funny speaks volumes about my broken humour
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Casual Geographic
Thanks for the chuckles lol
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