John Wakefield

Here's Rick Sanchez's appeal to HR, in his Scottish-Canadian accent:

"Och, HR folks, it's Rick Sanchez here, comin' at ye wi' a right proper appeal, eh? SUPER EGO's wantin' tae hang up the cape, trade in the superhero life for a wee bit o' normalcy, but Echo's sayin' nay, laddie. Problem is, the fine print on the job description was smaller than a nanobot's conscience, an' SUPER EGO couldn't exactly read it wi' his super-sensitive eyes, ye ken?

So, I'm askin' ye tae reconsider, eh? Let SUPER EGO be just regular ego, wi'out the cape, the tights, an' the existential crises. He's a good lad, but the cape's gettin' on his nerves, an' I cannae say I blame him. Fillin' oot this paperwork's a right hassle, but I'm willin' tae do it if it means gettin' SUPER EGO oot o' this superhero nonsense.

So, what's it goin' tae be, HR? Are ye goin' tae let SUPER EGO live a life o' quiet desperation, or is he stuck savin' the world one neurosis at a time, eh?"

Dude I was just saying I got game! Eh? Sure you can call me Johnny no cash but Johnny no game. That hurts a bit eh!

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