Special Limited Edition for 3 October One sip and your boss thinks you’re at work, even when you’re at the Durban Playhouse!
Ingredients: • 1 teaspoon of “Out of Office” auto-reply. • 2 drops of fake cough syrup for “I’m not feeling well” vibes. • 1 screenshot of last month’s payslip (to confuse your boss). • 3 lines of “urgent spreadsheet” smoke. • WiFi signal trapped in a bottle (to keep your Teams status green).
Instructions: • Drink at 4 PM sharp on 3 October. • Instantly, your chair at work will warm up like you’re still sitting on it. • Your boss will swear they saw you walking past the printer. • Meanwhile, you’re laughing your lungs out at Thenjiwe Unplugged!
Side Effects: • Risk of promotion while you’re away. • Colleagues will WhatsApp: “Are you still at the office?” • May cause uncontrollable laughter even in serious HR meetings.
Warning: Only valid on 3 October 2025 at Durban Playhouse. After that, you’ll need a real sick note. #thenjiweunplugged
Thenjiwe Unplugged
Special Limited Edition for 3 October
One sip and your boss thinks you’re at work, even when you’re at the Durban Playhouse!
Ingredients:
• 1 teaspoon of “Out of Office” auto-reply.
• 2 drops of fake cough syrup for “I’m not feeling well” vibes.
• 1 screenshot of last month’s payslip (to confuse your boss).
• 3 lines of “urgent spreadsheet” smoke.
• WiFi signal trapped in a bottle (to keep your Teams status green).
Instructions:
• Drink at 4 PM sharp on 3 October.
• Instantly, your chair at work will warm up like you’re still sitting on it.
• Your boss will swear they saw you walking past the printer.
• Meanwhile, you’re laughing your lungs out at Thenjiwe Unplugged!
Side Effects:
• Risk of promotion while you’re away.
• Colleagues will WhatsApp: “Are you still at the office?”
• May cause uncontrollable laughter even in serious HR meetings.
Warning:
Only valid on 3 October 2025 at Durban Playhouse. After that, you’ll need a real sick note.
#thenjiweunplugged
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