(melts the figure in a blast furnace, points at the puddle) "Thats the marketable vinyl figurine water"
10 months ago | 238
I’ve never been tempted by one of these figures…. before today
10 months ago | 199
Hey somebody actually doing vinyl figures right by making a mascot character rather than a weirdly proportioned version of themselves! I'm grabbing one for sure.
10 months ago | 64
I've never liked this brand of figurine because of the oversized, funkopop-esque heads. This one is perfect and I want it now.
10 months ago | 49
My plush Mr. Sausage sits on a shelf overlooking my bed. You're watching me do a lot more than work... ...like eating an entire bag of Doritos and crying myself to sleep!
10 months ago | 6
Lol at first I saw this and I thought, “Damn, Mr. Sausage is dropping a mixtape?” And then I read the caption and felt stupid. 😂😂
10 months ago | 3
Don't make a jar reference don't make a jar reference don't make a jar reference
10 months ago (edited) | 43
Been watching since the cuddlefish sausage, thank you for keeping us entertained with your humor and wit! I'm happy to see you are so successful, enjoy every bit of it!
10 months ago | 0
Yup. Im trapping one of these in a mason jar and filling it up with semen.
10 months ago | 2
A perfect little guy to keep on your desk so that you don’t feel lonely!
8 months ago | 1
First the ORDINARY SAUSAGE PLUSHIE. Now a Figurine?! Please let them be co-host of the New Ordinary Sausage Podcast
10 months ago | 1
That’s my berrday, I demand one for free! Just kidding. But seriously though, The Death of Slim Shady drops the same day, so hopefully you have a better marketing team.
10 months ago | 1
Ordinary Sausage
Finally I can stare at you while you work. Dropping July 12th!
10 months ago | [YT] | 3,565