(melts the figure in a blast furnace, points at the puddle) "Thats the marketable vinyl figurine water"
1 year ago | 252
I’ve never been tempted by one of these figures…. before today
1 year ago | 204
Hey somebody actually doing vinyl figures right by making a mascot character rather than a weirdly proportioned version of themselves! I'm grabbing one for sure.
1 year ago | 65
Don't make a jar reference don't make a jar reference don't make a jar reference
1 year ago (edited) | 45
I've never liked this brand of figurine because of the oversized, funkopop-esque heads. This one is perfect and I want it now.
1 year ago | 50
Yup. Im trapping one of these in a mason jar and filling it up with semen.
1 year ago | 3
A perfect little guy to keep on your desk so that you don’t feel lonely!
1 year ago | 1
Whoever designed it did a great job, I never buy merch but i actually want this little sausage man.
4 months ago | 1
My plush Mr. Sausage sits on a shelf overlooking my bed. You're watching me do a lot more than work... ...like eating an entire bag of Doritos and crying myself to sleep!
1 year ago | 6
Lol at first I saw this and I thought, “Damn, Mr. Sausage is dropping a mixtape?” And then I read the caption and felt stupid. 😂😂
1 year ago | 3
Ordinary Sausage
Finally I can stare at you while you work. Dropping July 12th!
1 year ago | [YT] | 3,653