The doctor can’t tell anyone, so your secret will be safe. But your boss probably will tell people and everyone will know. I’ve worked enough jobs to know that word spreads fast. But I’m not saying, I would rather eat the tampon than poop in the bag. I’m assuming I’ve done both already and now I have to let one of them be known lol
3 years ago | 34
First one, doctor-patient confidentiality but work one? Everyone at work will know
3 years ago | 38
can you imagine the horror of your boss calling you into their office and being like “Do you know why I called you in here? Well, you made a bit of a mess in the bathroom today..”
3 years ago | 3
Doctors have to follow patient confidentiality (HIPPA) so I can sue if they tell anyone
3 years ago | 2
Although the tampon option is prob less embarrassing because it’ll stay between you and doc. In my opinion, there are more reasons to have pooped in a bag 😂 (e.g. you were slipped a laxative and were no where near a toilet), eating a tampon is just unnecessarily messed up and nasty
3 years ago | 78
Could say to the doctor it was a dare or something, and it would all be confidential between you and the doc
3 years ago | 7
73%?? yall too comfortable omfg 😭 id rather get in trouble for smth i didnt do then admit something like tha
3 years ago | 3
I’m an afab teenager and the doctor won’t tell people, so it’d be less embarrassing and it’s also just pretty funny ngl
3 years ago | 0
See I chose the poop in a bag. Because some how I could explain my reasoning. But the tampon one… there is no normal reasonable explanation.
3 years ago | 9
You said confess, not actually do it. 🙃 I’d pick the other one if there wasn’t the chance that I would get fired
3 years ago | 0
Swallowing your own tampon (or anyone else's for that matter) just doesn't seem normal under any circumstance, or healthy. Lol I think I'd go with the getting caught pooping in a bag and tossing it. 🤔
3 years ago (edited) | 2
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