John Whiting

šŸ”„ Jordan said his first words!

(This story is INSANE)

And he did it right here at the brand new conference table…

(Getting ready to host some VIP days)

I couldn’t believe it…

Our handyman had just finished putting together the new table and Melissa brought Jordan up to check it out…

She sat him in the chair thinking it would just be a cute photo opportunity…

What happened next shocked us both…

Jordan SPOKE!

And not just a ā€˜Dada’ type thing…

He spoke a FULL SENTENCE…

Here’s what he said…

(sips from bottle)

ā€œDad, you’re really good at helping online business owners scale."

(wtf?!)

ā€œ...And I’ve been watching what you do for your Kevlar clients. It’s unbelievable.

ā€œThey’re doing so much better because of you."

(All great points so far)

ā€œSo make sure you use a cute picture of me sitting at this new table to help make sure that everybody knows that you’re raising Kevlar prices by 30% on Sunday, September 22, 2024 at 11:59pm EST… ok?ā€

So I was like…

ā€œUmm ok… First of all… congratulations on being so well spoken at 8 months old…"

ā€œSecond of all… that’s genius… but I don’t wanna push TOO har-"

But he stopped me with a high pitched scream.

He said:

ā€œDad, I’m serious. There’s no such thing as pushing too hard if you know you have a solution that can truly help people change their lives.ā€

ā€œYou have a responsibility to be an example for your clients and for me to promote your valuable business and provide inspiration to others.ā€

(Another fantastic point)

"Dad," he said... ā€œPut the Kevlar link in the comments below so people can learn more.ā€

(So I did)

ā€œNext, paste some of those screenshots from other Kevlar members in the comments too so others can see what they have to look forward to when they joinā€

(So I did that too… Jeez this kid is demanding… but smart AF)

He concluded by saying, ā€œI’m proud of you daddy. I love you.ā€

(I teared up)

Then he proceeded to projectile vomit all over the conference table and screamed.

(Don’t worry, it’s clean now)

So, per my son’s wishes, here I am reminding you that:

I’m raising prices on Kevlar by 30% on Sunday, September 22, 2024 at 11:59pm EST

That’s where I’ll personally fix your business or you don’t pay me - and I’ll do ongoing audits + hotseats every week until you hit your goals.

And if you haven't figured it out yet - this story was made up, but I had fun writing it.

(But we do have a conference table now and prices are increasing lol)

Regardless of whether you join Kevlar, I hope you had fun reading it and I’m grateful you’re here šŸ™

PS: For the record, Jordan is crawling, but hasn’t spoken yet - I’ll keep you posted

PPS: I’m doing a masterclass on Monday 9.23 on:

The #1 Financial Habit that Made Me a Millionaire (That 99% of people don’t do)

So make sure to RSVP for that

7 months ago | [YT] | 10



@williamllambelis3254

Real life boss baby. I will buy what this kid is selling

7 months ago | 2