**SUBJECT:** AquaCorp Presents Its Q3 Profitability Report & Corporate Anthem
The Board of Directors is pleased to announce the successful monetization of all global "liquid assets". Our audit drone has returned from its survey of the new world, and the findings are... profitable.
We invite all shareholders and future employees to view the official broadcast. This is not the end of the world. This is the beginning of a new fiscal year.
Sounds from the Dark Side
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**SUBJECT:** AquaCorp Presents Its Q3 Profitability Report & Corporate Anthem
The Board of Directors is pleased to announce the successful monetization of all global "liquid assets". Our audit drone has returned from its survey of the new world, and the findings are... profitable.
We invite all shareholders and future employees to view the official broadcast. This is not the end of the world. This is the beginning of a new fiscal year.
Welcome to the future. It's a little wet. https://youtu.be/G-B40YFKIFA
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