Sigma Monkey

Average brother behavior 🙏

1 week ago | [YT] | 339,288



@TheSkeletonGentleman

"Well I didn't want to do it face to face. That'd be so awkward" Bro really nailed the dad humour on that one.

1 week ago | 56,000  

@EnterJester 

The fact she immediately accepted it

1 week ago | 82,000  

@coomtothebroom778

The casual cleanup by the parent tells you the brother has done far, far worse.

1 week ago | 55,000  

@Eliasdbr

"Hi daugther" same energy as "Greetings fellow human" or the two kids disguised as one tall man

1 week ago | 81,000  

@Theweirdinkwell

She took it a lot better than one might think, almost like she expected it someday

1 week ago | 6,400  

@HorseThing6767

Bro didn’t even hesitate, just straight to emotional damage

1 week ago | 64,000  

@officialcheese12

“Hi daughter” would instantly tell me that my mom/dad is not the one texting me

1 week ago | 30,000  

@Sean_9224

No way we're censoring "idiot" now 😭

1 week ago | 21,000  

@asura8495

plot twist: It was the parents, but they remembered their state laws where it counts as child abuse until they're 18

1 week ago | 3,700  

@The_Skeleton_That_Appeared

That escalated and deescalated so fast it gave me whiplash.

1 week ago | 1,500

@jayamarillo628

"Hi daughter"

1 week ago | 7,200  

@HeisenbergFam

Almost giving a heart attack like that is most classic brother shenanigans

1 week ago | 14,000  

@OkayKaty

My little brother steals my mom’s phone and texts us all that we’re gay and that he’s mom’s favorite. He also renamed himself to “Seb Moms Favorite” in her contacts… 😭🤦‍

1 week ago (edited) | 1,400

@mukherjeerumela

The daughter’s tone of acceptance, and then the parent’s tone of clean-up… this is DEFINITELY not the first time the brother has pulled a trick like this. 😂😂

1 week ago (edited) | 255

@ritaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

The fact she accepted it....says a lot...that poor girl...

1 week ago | 729

@xbox07

Her immediate acceptance of this information paints a much darker picture of this family's dynamic

1 week ago | 42

@AmeenahZaid

😭😭😭😭😭😭 "mac and cheese for dinner tonight. xoxo." is my favourite part of the messa

1 week ago (edited) | 42

@phewgangslomo2478

This hits home for me because I actually call my daughter, “Daughter”. So she definitely would have believed this was from me. 😭😭

1 week ago | 18

@madamfright

My brother once mailed me a letter from a different city. When I opened it written on the letter was just “bitch” 😂 his way of showing he was thinking of m

1 week ago | 172

@CZ-y7k1z

Lmao the fact that she believed it ✋😭

1 week ago | 2,400