⚠️ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS IS A JOKE. If your blood pressure is already rising, sit down, have a biscuit, and breathe. 😂
Right, hello my magnificent army of chaos. It is I — Richard, your supreme leader, the Beyoncé of benefits, the Gandalf of PIP forms, the goat-brained oracle of YouTube!
I regret to inform you that I cannot reply to emails or comments right now. Why? Because I’m BUSY LIVING MY BEST TAXPAYER-FUNDED SOAP OPERA LIFE, obviously.
At this very moment I am cruising around the nation in my gold-plated, diamond-encrusted, tax-funded mobility chariot, waving at the peasants— I MEAN hardworking 40+ hour citizens — who are unknowingly sponsoring my villain origin story.
Shout-out to you legends working overtime. Without your dedication, I wouldn’t be out here with my elite squad of disabled super-minions, cackling as we glide town-to-town like the world’s least organised crime syndicate.
When I’m not causing mayhem on the motorway, I’m knee-deep in planning my five-star, all-inclusive, luxury holiday itinerary. I’ve got more trips lined up than a Love Island influencer with a brand deal.
Sunshine? Booked. Spa days? Booked. Next winter’s cruise to Norway? BOOKED AND UPGRADED, BABY.
And don’t worry — I’ll be sure to wave at the taxpayers from the ship’s balcony while sipping my complimentary champagne.
Now, if you truly wish to support my outrageous, unnecessary, over-the-top lifestyle, please consider donating via PayPal, because NOTHING screams “fight the system” like funding my next mojito.
Much love, Your tax-funded gremlin king, disability warlord, and chaos ambassador — Richard. 👑🔥
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⚠️ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS IS A JOKE.
If your blood pressure is already rising, sit down, have a biscuit, and breathe. 😂
Right, hello my magnificent army of chaos. It is I — Richard, your supreme leader, the Beyoncé of benefits, the Gandalf of PIP forms, the goat-brained oracle of YouTube!
I regret to inform you that I cannot reply to emails or comments right now. Why? Because I’m BUSY LIVING MY BEST TAXPAYER-FUNDED SOAP OPERA LIFE, obviously.
At this very moment I am cruising around the nation in my gold-plated, diamond-encrusted, tax-funded mobility chariot, waving at the peasants— I MEAN hardworking 40+ hour citizens — who are unknowingly sponsoring my villain origin story.
Shout-out to you legends working overtime. Without your dedication, I wouldn’t be out here with my elite squad of disabled super-minions, cackling as we glide town-to-town like the world’s least organised crime syndicate.
When I’m not causing mayhem on the motorway, I’m knee-deep in planning my five-star, all-inclusive, luxury holiday itinerary. I’ve got more trips lined up than a Love Island influencer with a brand deal.
Sunshine? Booked.
Spa days? Booked.
Next winter’s cruise to Norway? BOOKED AND UPGRADED, BABY.
And don’t worry — I’ll be sure to wave at the taxpayers from the ship’s balcony while sipping my complimentary champagne.
Now, if you truly wish to support my outrageous, unnecessary, over-the-top lifestyle, please consider donating via PayPal, because NOTHING screams “fight the system” like funding my next mojito.
Much love,
Your tax-funded gremlin king, disability warlord, and chaos ambassador — Richard. 👑🔥
P.S. Subscribe to my OnlyFans for exclusive cheek content so powerful it should qualify for its own mobility vehicle. 🍑⚡
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