Gotta go with NO 3--odds are against you every time! Was expecting a Necro curse, but this is gold!
1 week ago | 1
May everything work out as you hope it does, with credit going to your enemies.
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I think I've already got the worst possible curse. Inability to swallow food, water, w/e without using your lungs to push it down your esophogus. No family history of Huntingtons Disease, did a swallow test at the hospital, no evidence of any problems found. For someone who aren't aware you've got this problem, you eat until your esophogus backfills with food. Drinking to force it down only makes it worse, making the blockage swampy. You begin to asperate food and liquid into your lungs which creates further problems. Fully capable of breathing, just incapable of swallowing naturally. So every few bites of food, I have to put my fist to my mouth, take a breath, then use that lung power to force food into my stomach. It's like constipation, in your throat. This is every day, since 2017. Makes into my top 3 reasons I'm often thinking about moving to a state and city with medically assisted suicide.
1 week ago | 0
Sharting yourself once or twice a day is flirting with not being a “petty curse” anymore. That would be a significant hurdle to overcome… 😅
1 week ago | 0
get a random body itch on a body part every hour, with the itch that lasts long enough for someone to notice, then disappears after they asked what's happening 😂
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So many petty curses to choose from. IRS audit is fun because it's a temporary thing. They never find the right chirping fire alarm the first time. They always step on something wet when wearing only socks. Whenever they host a party at home they never have enough seats/chairs. Every week they get their neighbor's mail that they have to deliver. If they have kids, cursed that their friend or family will buy the kid a drum set. The toast never comes out at the right level of toasted. Every box of eggs they get will have one randomly rotten one. Every shampoo bottle they get will one time, at random, either lose the cap or the pump will fail. Every time they are about to get intimate with their partner, someone knocks on their door. Friends will only call when they are hopping into the shower. Cursed with overly friendly neighbors. Their deodorant only works for one stick before they have to find a new brand to work again. Source: I've been cursed a lot.
1 week ago | 0
No matter how many monsters you slay, youll never get that jah and that ber.
1 week ago | 0
I fucken hate stubbing my toes but I can do that in public and only be humiliated for a couple seconds, but shitting myself on my own or in public would be a living nightmare every single minute of every day 😂😂
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The Worst Petty Curse To Cast On Someone? .
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