Ya'll know that dolphins are a pure menace, right? Right??...
1 year ago | 1,900
Yeah, dolphin might seem fun if you don't know how horribly they treat each other. Pass. I'm gonna rule out shark too, simply because being a predator is difficult. Ideally I'd be a baleen whale, a big one like a humpback or a blue whale, one without many natural predators, that feeds mostly on plankton.
1 year ago (edited) | 354
As a female who knows how dolphins mate, I most certainly do not want to be a dolphin
1 year ago | 745
... if you want to be a dolphin, you have some problems.
1 year ago | 796
Well technically a dolphin is a whale too... But I'd be an orca
1 year ago (edited) | 143
For anyone talking about wanting to be a dolphin being bad, consider this: You currently are a human. It doesn't get any worse than that.
1 year ago (edited) | 77
Whale: Ocean buffet Shark: Human buffet Dolphin: Menace to society
1 year ago | 537
dolphin- evil killing menace shark- nice but people think youre evil whale- have fun swimming away from hunters
1 year ago | 32
Being a whale would be sick AF, cruising around the water, not many predators, just eating all day.. if not a whale, I'd definitely pick a whale shark or basking shark. Best of both worlds !!!!
1 year ago | 16
It doesn’t matter how cute dolphins are, they’re maniacs. I wouldn’t feel comfortable being next to one.
1 year ago | 19
Dolphins are absolute menaces, sharks get bullied by practically everyone for seemingly no reason, whales are just vibing.
1 year ago | 52
MVPerry
what would you rather be?
1 year ago | [YT] | 4,884