Ya'll know that dolphins are a pure menace, right? Right??...
10 months ago | 1,800
As a female who knows how dolphins mate, I most certainly do not want to be a dolphin
10 months ago | 744
Yeah, dolphin might seem fun if you don't know how horribly they treat each other. Pass. I'm gonna rule out shark too, simply because being a predator is difficult. Ideally I'd be a baleen whale, a big one like a humpback or a blue whale, one without many natural predators, that feeds mostly on plankton.
10 months ago (edited) | 354
... if you want to be a dolphin, you have some problems.
10 months ago | 796
For anyone talking about wanting to be a dolphin being bad, consider this: You currently are a human. It doesn't get any worse than that.
10 months ago (edited) | 77
dolphin- evil killing menace shark- nice but people think youre evil whale- have fun swimming away from hunters
10 months ago | 32
It doesn’t matter how cute dolphins are, they’re maniacs. I wouldn’t feel comfortable being next to one.
10 months ago | 19
Genshin Players: "Now, there's only one real answer there, no?"
10 months ago | 44
Dolphins are absolute menaces, sharks get bullied by practically everyone for seemingly no reason, whales are just vibing.
10 months ago | 52
Whales are like the nicest person that become terrifying if you make them mad
10 months ago | 0
Being a whale would be sick AF, cruising around the water, not many predators, just eating all day.. if not a whale, I'd definitely pick a whale shark or basking shark. Best of both worlds !!!!
10 months ago | 16
I heard whales don't die of old age, they just eventually get too weak to swim back up for air and drown.
10 months ago (edited) | 11
To be such a gargantuan creature as a Blue Whale, moving through the ocean without much fear of anything, and to delight in songs both beautiful and eerie under the water...sounds far better than what this world's going through.
10 months ago | 4
Everyone is worried about being a dolphin without realizing that sharks never stop swimming, cause if you stop for a moment, you die.
10 months ago | 15
The only reason I'd even consider being a dolphin is to get lit on pufferfish.
10 months ago | 20
MVPerry
what would you rather be?
10 months ago | [YT] | 4,872