WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP!!!

RIGHT ABOUT NOW, IF I'M RECCALLING CORRECTLY, THERE SEEMS TO BE THIRTY-FOUR MORE DAYS TILL I'M OUT IN THE WORLD! THAT'S RIGHT FRIEND (INSIDE ME), WOODSLY'S GONNA MAKE IT BIG SOON!

FIRST I NEED TO MENTION THAT, IF YOU SOMEHOW MISSED IT FRIEND (INSIDE ME), YER'S TRULY RELEASED YER'S TRULY'S VERY OWN (YER'S) TRULY FANTASTIC SONG!!!!! THE REST OF THE MUSIC ON THIS DEVICE WAS SO BAD!!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE PERCUSSIVE FIREARMS!!!!!! I FIXED IT!!! IT'S ALL BETTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

SADLY, YER GOOD PAL - WHICH, TO CLARIFY, MEANS FRIEND - DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING MORE TO REPORT! NOT MUCH INTERESTING GOIN' ON IN THIS LITTLE CELL, OUTSIDE OF THIS STRANGE STATIC BOX THAT PLAYS PROGRAMS BY THE WONDERFUL PETE N VB, THE AMAZING SHERRIF TIMBER, AND MANY OTHERS! OH, AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING IN THIS CELL WITH ME I STILL HOLD DEAR! ý̴̥̳̗̈̈́ò̵͙̈́̿͐u̸̙̤͊̄͒,̵̖̎͌̈ ̶̡̤̰̎͝m̵̧͈̑̕y̸͈̭͊̀͒͜ ̶̗̯͛b̴̻̤̤̞͐̐e̷̬̯̙͌̀̏͆ş̴͕̞̱͂̆̃͂t̵͇̿̊ ̴̰͒̽̆̍o̸̥͂͆̆f̶͔͚̖̾̾ ̷̝͖̠͗f̷͎͍̑̔r̶̨̤̣̫̒̎̑i̷͓͖̗͇͋̌͂e̵͍͍͎͚͛̆̿n̸̛͔̟̗͗͒d̴̜̘̗͊s̴͋̒̀̓͜ͅ

I SUPPOSE THAT'S ALL THEN FOR THIS INSTALLMENT OF MY DAILY NEWSPAPER, WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP'S "THE FRIEND INSIDE ME RODEO". BUT STAY TUNED FRIEND (INSIDE ME), WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN TOMORROW! THAT'S WHEN YER NEXT PAPER WILL ARRIVE! AND OF COURSE, THE "ALWAYS MAKE A-FRIEND" IS OPEN AS ALWAYS!

YEE-HAW!

SEEYA, FRIENDS!!! (INSIDE ME)

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