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šŸ‘•QUIRKY ENGLISH MERCHšŸ‘š

I've just popped some new designs in my shop based on botched English phrases from Pedro Carolino's infamous "English As She Is Spoke" phrasebook.

"THIS GIRL HAVE A BEAUTY EDGE"
US shop: tinyurl.com/USbeautyedge
EU shop: tinyurl.com/abeautyedge

"CRAUNCH THE MARMOSET"
US shop: tinyurl.com/craunchmarmoset
EU shop: tinyurl.com/EUcraunchmarmoset

The US and EU shops cover the entire world between them.

"How do you can it to deny?" Get on it!

10 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 663



@marcusfairly2688

A Danish friend, still learning English, had dinner with some friends. The evening was filled with plenty of scouse banter and discussions on many topics. On leaving, my friend thanked the hosts for their "hostility". (Instead of "hospitality".)

10 months ago | 20  

@boyjohn

Hi there, love your channel. A pronunciation question for you. I've noticed over the past few years that more and more people are pronouncing the "u" in words like multiply and ultimate as if they rhyme with salt. This seems very weird to me (to me it's always been a different sound, like uh and ah), and now I am wondering if I somehow learned to pronounce these wrong at some point.

6 months ago | 1

@wfcoaker1398

I've been craunching marmosets ever since I read that book.

10 months ago | 6

@d.c.8828

I want a shirt or mug with that line about "the unhappies" šŸ˜‚

10 months ago | 2

@TeaAndFloppyDisks

Such a fun idea! This takes slogan t-shirts to a whole new level :D

10 months ago | 7  

@GoranNewsum

Craunch the Marmoset actually sounds like a good name for a band!

10 months ago | 8  

@bonnienichalson5151

Love the Merch ! Canvas shopping bags are big seller's Very usefully+ large space to put fun words !

10 months ago | 1  

@BurgessFilmMakers

this is hilarious, you might as well make one about UZZARD! Have a nice day!

8 months ago | 0

@JeevasJerico13

I love this nonsense, more please šŸ™

10 months ago | 1

@werlynakadera1944

Em portugal straight up craunching it rn. And by ā€œitā€ā€¦ I mean… my marmoset…

10 months ago | 2  

@naivecaaat

this girl have a beauty edge

10 months ago | 3  

@PeaceLoveHonor

It just occurred to me to ask... what's up with "won't"? How did "will not" become that? All the rest of the similar contractions spell out the first word, connect the next, and contract that, even for "I'm".

8 months ago | 1

@jessehammer123

I was SO excited when I saw you made a video on my suggestion! It’s so cool! You, sir, turns as a weath turcocl. 🫔

10 months ago | 58  

@nialldavis3888

Maybe Rob could do a video on The Chaos poem

8 months ago | 0

@hoozat007

I bought a copy of ā€œEnglish As She Is Spokeā€ after watching your video about it. I was especially interested in the ā€œIdiotisms and Proverbsā€ section, but my book doesn’t have it. Is that section in a separate volume or did I just receive an incomplete copy?

9 months ago | 1

@AdeleiTeillana

That T-shirt reminds me of the "English" t-shirts and sweatshirts they sold in China when I lived there 5-10 years ago. I had one that said "Delaware Beach, Pennsylvania Marshall Swin Ghamp" across the front (there is no Delaware Beach in Pennsylvania, not to mention the misspelling of "swim" and "champ") and then on the arm switched sports to have something to do with baseball (also misspelled!) šŸ˜‚

10 months ago | 1  

@onepcwhiz6847

I'm sending this book to my son. Hope he likes it!

10 months ago | 1  

@SidraNoreen-f5r

for roots to indo-aryans, look to phalia,ragh,raika,heger,mangot,humbar ets in punjab, pakistan. zb warraich

7 months ago | 0

@glenbo001

Show idea, prefixes and suffixes, maybe that's 2 ideas.

8 months ago | 0

@SurnaturalM

Soon available "Hawk Tuah"

10 months ago | 2