Congratulations! You have officially entered that magical phase before CA exams where:
- You forget your own phone number
- You revise one topic thrice and still feel like it’s a stranger
- Your family switches from “Beta, padho!” to “Beta, bas ab bhagwan pe chhod do”
This is not stress. This is tradition.
Let’s address a few things, student to student (or rather, survivor to survivor):
1. That syllabus you think you didn’t complete?
Let me break it to you—nobody has ever actually completed the CA syllabus. ICAI just gives us the illusion that it’s possible, like unicorns or unlimited Wi-Fi.
2. Your brain right now?
It’s like a laptop with 72 tabs open, and one of them is playing music but you can’t figure out which one. It’s okay. The fact that you know you’re panicking means you’re still in the game.
3. Sleep is not a crime.
If someone tells you “I’m not sleeping till exams are over,” gently hand them a pillow and say, “This is how mistakes happen, Ramesh.”
4. Motivation levels?
Some days it’s “I will crack this exam and change my life.” Other days it’s “Let’s open the book and see what happens.” Both are valid. The syllabus doesn’t care if you’re a warrior or a sleepy potato—as long as you show up.
5. Exam Hall Tip: When in doubt, write neatly. If your answer doesn’t make sense, at least it should look like it does.
You have studied. You have sacrificed Netflix, social life, and in some cases, basic grooming. That’s enough. These next few days, revise smart, drink water (not just caffeine), and believe that you are not alone in this jungle.
And remember: even if you walk into the exam thinking “Bas Bhagwan bharose,” He’s been watching you study at 2 AM with Maggi in one hand and a calculator in the other. He knows you’ve got this.
CA Rucha Sarda
CA Exams 2–3 Days Away:
Welcome to the “Brain Buffering” Zone
Congratulations! You have officially entered that magical phase before CA exams where:
- You forget your own phone number
- You revise one topic thrice and still feel like it’s a stranger
- Your family switches from “Beta, padho!” to “Beta, bas ab bhagwan pe chhod do”
This is not stress. This is tradition.
Let’s address a few things, student to student (or rather, survivor to survivor):
1. That syllabus you think you didn’t complete?
Let me break it to you—nobody has ever actually completed the CA syllabus. ICAI just gives us the illusion that it’s possible, like unicorns or unlimited Wi-Fi.
2. Your brain right now?
It’s like a laptop with 72 tabs open, and one of them is playing music but you can’t figure out which one. It’s okay. The fact that you know you’re panicking means you’re still in the game.
3. Sleep is not a crime.
If someone tells you “I’m not sleeping till exams are over,” gently hand them a pillow and say, “This is how mistakes happen, Ramesh.”
4. Motivation levels?
Some days it’s “I will crack this exam and change my life.”
Other days it’s “Let’s open the book and see what happens.”
Both are valid. The syllabus doesn’t care if you’re a warrior or a sleepy potato—as long as you show up.
5. Exam Hall Tip:
When in doubt, write neatly. If your answer doesn’t make sense, at least it should look like it does.
You have studied. You have sacrificed Netflix, social life, and in some cases, basic grooming. That’s enough. These next few days, revise smart, drink water (not just caffeine), and believe that you are not alone in this jungle.
And remember: even if you walk into the exam thinking “Bas Bhagwan bharose,” He’s been watching you study at 2 AM with Maggi in one hand and a calculator in the other. He knows you’ve got this.
Go get them beta!!
And if no one has said this to you recently,
Let me say it loud and clear
“I believe in you.”
“I am proud of you and I love you. “❤️
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