Invidious

demeter: stop buying plastic skeletons for your palace decor! It's terrible for the environment!
hades: i agree.
persephone: when did you start agree-
hades: -locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
thanatos: [cheering in the background]

3 years ago | [YT] | 291

@strawberrysangria1474

Demeter: Good, I agree too. It's good for the harvest. Gaia: Evil grin I'll send Typhon "Halloween shopping". Hades: Now, now grandma, sister/mother-in-law, let's not get carried away here. Typhon: Alright, 24 pumpkins, 5 sets of solar-powered lights, now all we need is candy. Echidna: Checking off the list -and the dead people. Lernaean and Nemean said they'd work on that.

3 years ago | 26

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@johnmartin4119

Demeter: So you just go grave robbing and hang the lifeless skeletons in your palace Hades: Actually those Skeletons are living, their souls who were judged as guilty and their eternal punishment is to be my living architecture. Say high souls of the damned Skeleton: HELP ME!! THIS IS AGONY!!

3 years ago | 16

@Putting_the_Bi_in_Big_Nerd

Me, a mortal soul who happens to overhear: Only downside is Cerberus might try burying the bones (then again, he's so cute when he's being playful, so can we even really count that as a downside :P)

3 years ago | 17

@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose

Hades: "Here's the plan, guys: we'll reduce our amount of plastic skeletons, recycle what we don't need, and then reuse any & all free bones we can find that don't involve desecrating any graves!" Thanatos: "Roger that, Your Majesty! Charon, ready the ferry!" Charon: "As long as you don't mind sharing it with all the soul-searching volunteers I amassed." Hades: "Of course not; the more, the ferrier!" They all laugh at his obvious dad joke Persephone, enjoying all this: "Starting to regret that free Environmental Studies crash course you gave him, aren't you, Mother?" Demeter: aggressively chews baby carrot sticks in response

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