Alan Resnick

STORE WIDE SALE use code HELP to get 20% off all the wretched little items I’m selling online! alanresnick.bigcartel.com/

I’m selling all kinds of crap, the codec hats, prints, etc… but the thing that would be most helpful to me is if you buy many, many decks of these “bad” playing cards I made. I made them as part of a joke, but the joke is over now. It took me such a long time to find a company willing to manufacture them because of the upsetting nature of the cards… One company claimed they could print cards like this, but when they got the files they said they could no longer print them because “the images embarrassed the workers”…. Eventually I did find a rather interesting man in Florida willing to make them, but he required I order them in units of 500 decks and at a premium cost. He had me over a barrel! By some miracle I sold all 500! Then I made one of my classic missteps: I ordered another run of 500 cards. :( I was hoping to sell them easily while I did a month of shows in another country… Unfortunately (for me) the people outside of the United States deeply disliked my antics and purchased only like 20 decks of cards, leaving me with several LARGE heavy boxes of very disgusting cards…

PLEASE HELP ME and buy some for your loved ones this holiday season.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 81



@flimboglobula

I bought these at one of your comedy nights in manchester and lost custody of my kids the day after

2 weeks ago | 14

@AutisticAl

Been a fan of your work for over a decade now and I would LOVE if you could sell props from previous projects. Like the striped shirt from Unedited footage of a bear or clay models you've made. Hell, I'd even take a boomy drawing from you at this point 😅

2 weeks ago | 4

@migoreng22

Who remember hey tutorial heads

17 hours ago | 0

@CleverInnuendo

Alan, you're so smart, you're so small, how do you do it?

2 weeks ago | 3

@slaughterosie

you got me alan i am very intrigued what in the world you put on those cards

2 weeks ago | 1

@cecilia4289

Oye, no se si tu sabes hablar español, pero que paso al final de tu video "tutorial!" De alan tutorial que era un proyecto tuyo

1 week ago | 0

@KaanBugrahan-n1g

GUYS, HE'S NOT ALANTUTORIAL! HE CREATED THE CHANNEL, HE'S NOT DEAD

1 week ago | 0

@mitcheldenhartog1886

Will you be getting the candle holders back in stock, I would like to order 5 or 7 of them

1 week ago | 0

@athetenth

NEW ALAN RESNICK DROP???? IM BUYING 400

2 weeks ago | 1

@ryan7032

I messaged Alan back in 2016 and without asking sent me a package of his in development "wellness water" that was labeled as "coming in 2026." It smelled horrible and I'm assuming came from a canal but will we see it come to fruition?

2 weeks ago | 1

@florzologK

alantutorial

2 weeks ago | 0

@NightmareMasterclass

I must rep my codec. 🫡

2 weeks ago | 0