I have a friend named Jock and we were walking on the sidewalk and saw a massive chicken. "Chicken!" Jock said as he proceeds to go low and pets the chicken. I had enough of his bullshit however and went to the sunset where he saw my figure taper and eventually fade away. A few days later, I was walking and a wild hawk landed on my head. Because I'm sooooo generous, I brought the hawk to a shelter, where they named him Flinn, and put him in a steel box. 78 years later in my retirement, I went to the local ski resort! However unbeknownst to me, a tornado had struck a local store called "Ben's Beds" and part of their sign landed on the ski sign and the letters aligned to create the phrase "SkiBed". I was laughing SO hard as it made me think of a toilet. I died shortly after, and my spirit haunts Instagram for all of eternity
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I have a friend named Jock and we were walking on the sidewalk and saw a massive chicken. "Chicken!" Jock said as he proceeds to go low and pets the chicken. I had enough of his bullshit however and went to the sunset where he saw my figure taper and eventually fade away. A few days later, I was walking and a wild hawk landed on my head. Because I'm sooooo generous, I brought the hawk to a shelter, where they named him Flinn, and put him in a steel box. 78 years later in my retirement, I went to the local ski resort! However unbeknownst to me, a tornado had struck a local store called "Ben's Beds" and part of their sign landed on the ski sign and the letters aligned to create the phrase "SkiBed". I was laughing SO hard as it made me think of a toilet. I died shortly after, and my spirit haunts Instagram for all of eternity
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