Ray The Producer

Check out sexy crunchy Jesus on the latest cover of TV Guide! Say what you will about Christians (and the right-wingers here in the US are just as batshit), but at least they know how to market their religion (which is also a bunch of fairy tales). I mean come on, who wouldn't want to hang out with sexy Jesus? Contrast that with Muslim marketing: welcome to Islam, the religion of peace, now cover up, don't ask too many questions, and don't even think about leaving...

And they can't take a joke. How is it that drawing a picture of Hazrat Mahmood will get you killed, and yet every devout Muslim wants to look like him? It's madness, folks. I know there are some very fundamentalist Christians that will find sexy Jesus offensive, but no one will die over this, or even get their panties in a bunch.

Muslims, come out of the dark ages. I don't even want to know what the Prophet looked like (don't need no nightmares) but start working on your marketing, or don't complain when people either leave Islam or jump ship to another 'faith' aka another flavor of tribal BS.

I say leave Islam and just be...human.

What would a Muslim TV Guide look like? I have some ideas? What do you think?

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