Asmongold is the closest thing we'll have to a champion of Nurgle among us
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The soap monster is coming for Asmongold in his sleep
4 days ago | 1,600
Billions of undiscovered microorganisms would go extinct if he took a shower. It would be like the burning of Alexandria
3 days ago | 1,100
He can't risk losing his protective shell of dirt and grime
4 days ago (edited) | 1,100
I won’t be surprised if he considers Mr. Clean his Antichrist or something
4 days ago (edited) | 3,200
The fires of absolution that remold one anew will certainly have detrimental effects against the chosen of Nurgle
4 days ago | 660
It's like that one scene from the simpsons where Mr. Burns is so sick that none of the illnesses can surpass one another and he ends up perfectly healthy
3 days ago | 247
The rat king house conditions are still safer than being at the Twitch con, that's crazy.
4 days ago | 764
"Bath night!" "I don't want to lose my protective layer!" - The Croods
3 days ago | 86
Joke aside: People in Twitter giveaway death threats like Mr.Beast giving away money.
2 days ago | 11
Soap is his garlic, toothpaste is his crucifix, and sunlight is exactly the same
3 days ago | 34
“Somebody wants to kill me” trust me Asmongold, nothing will do more damage to you than you have already done to yourself.
2 days ago | 22
If he were to touch water he would turn to dust,and I'm not making an error on him turning to mud,he'd actually turn into dust with how hydrophobic he must be
3 days ago | 60
Bro got them Gruntilda hygiene techniques from Banjo & Kazooie
4 days ago | 34
Meme Asylum
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4 days ago | [YT] | 12,272