There's scientists in the past tried to mix crab and a cheetah DNA. They realized it would go sideways real fast.
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where do bad rainbows go? to prism. its a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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It's like my chemistry teacher always used to say: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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I asked the librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. She told me that it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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I only found out recently that Einstein was a real guy. For years I just assumed he was a theoretical physicist
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The bartender says, "no we do not serve faster than light particles here!" A Tachyon walks into a bar.
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Scientists figured out how to weigh a rainbow. They found it was pretty light.
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This is not a science joke. I''m writing a placebo so you have a control.
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Q: What’s ET short for? A: So he can fit in the spaceship
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A mobius strip walks into a bar, the bartender asks: "how was your day?" The mobius strip replies: "Ugh, where do I even begin!?"
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It was tragic when the physicist fell off his house… he had so much potential
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. "I'll have a beer," the first mathematician says. "I'll have a half a beer," the second mathematician says. "I'll have a quarter of a beer," the third mathematician says. The bartender rolls his eyes and pours out two beers.
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gases here!" Helium doesn't react.
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A photon walks into a hotel and checks in. The front desk clerk asks if he would like his luggage brought up, and he responds "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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A baby finch asks their mother, "Why is my beak a different shape from all my siblings?" The mother replies, "Well, honey, I suppose it's time I told you: you're adapted."
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I’d tell a chemistry pun, but all the good ones Argon.
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I really dislike negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them
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I told my friend 10 computer jokes. He understood both of them.
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This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.
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Hank Green
I have an idea for a video...please reply with dumb/fun sciencey jokes.
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