PakhosHasCommidedWarcrimes

Ok fine heres a preview of a little script:


(Intro parodying khazoo)

Pakhos: Hey guys welcome back and today were seeing my collection of popcorn pornography-

Mini P: Why are you gonna show that to the audience, there's children watching you know! like me.

Pakhos: Wait, who are you?

Mini P: I'm your manifestation of your childhood personified.

Pakhos: Dude! I'm still a child, I'm 14. nevermind let's just watch the p-

Zoopak: I prefer slushy, from chicken nugget.

Pakhos: And who the hell are you?

Zoopak: I'm the furry version of you.

Pakhos: I don't even have a fursona, how did you originate???

Randomized creations: Ok sorry i wanted to make fun of you.

Pakhos: Says the one who had feelings for the triangle from Just shapes and beats!

Randomized creations: Bro you don't have to bring that up!

Pakhos: I am clearly better than you in every single way

Hater: You dumb bitch, you silly bitch, you're clearly worse, with your balls and your colorless physique like theodd1sout, you look ridiculous.

Pakhos: Oh my god let me just present my POPCORN PORN COLLECTION-

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