I distinctly remember saying to myself after watching Rise of Red with my cousin "well, that put me 90 minutes closer to death"
4 days ago
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The shroud of the darkside has fallen. Begun, the Descendants War has.
3 days ago (edited) | 4
I’m so excited for this review!!!! I’d like to have a serious chat with whoever decided to autotune Brandi. I mean come on! Most of us saw her in Cinderella. We know she can sing!
3 days ago | 3
Peter: Since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for The Descendants. Lois: What? Peter: Did not care for The Descendants. Chris: How can you even say that, dad? Peter: Didn't like it. Lois: Peter, it's so good! It's like the perfect movie! Peter: This is what everyone always says. Whenever they say... Chris: Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson, I mean, you never see, CAMERON BOYCE! Peter: Fine. Fine. Fine actor (may he rest in peace), did not like the movie. Brian: Why not? Peter: Did not...couldn't get into it. Lois: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it? Peter: It insists upon itself, Lois. Lois: What? Peter: It insists upon itself. Lois: What does that even mean? Chris: Because it has a valid point to make, it's insistent! Peter: It takes forever getting in; you spend like an hour and 52 minutes... You know, I can't get through, I can't even finish the movie. I've never even seen the ending. Chris: You've never seen the ending?! Stewie: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance? Lois: I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair. Chris: It's outrageous. Peter: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the characters sing Rotten to the Core. Lois: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene. Peter: I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different lang- that's where I lose interest in it. Lois: You know what, Peter? Chris: They're singing how bad they are! Lois: The language they're singing is a language of subtlety; something you don't understand. Peter: I love Inside Out. That is my answer to that statement. Lois: Exactly. Peter: Well, there you go. Lois: Whatever. Chris: I like that movie too.
2 days ago (edited)
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Oh dear… you poor soul. To be fair, this one is not as bad as the others. Still bad, but not as bad as the others. But I cannot wait to see your review.
4 days ago (edited) | 4
Yayyyy I can’t wait to see the review and even though I like the movie I still can’t wait to see you’re review
4 days ago | 0
I had a dream last week. Someone made a Descendants parody with the MCU villains and called it "Offspringers." I woke up sad it wasn't real.
1 day ago | 0
Went to see the video and it said that Disney copyright struck it. Hope ya get the video up again.
3 days ago | 1
I liked the first third. Second third had me wishing they delved more into the difference of doing bad for good and good for bad. Last third was pretty bad for the ending
4 days ago | 0
A flawed movie, plus why must we have Brandy Cinderella? That's just "one rule for them and another rule for us" if you think about it and favouritism
3 days ago | 0
Bobsheaux
YAY! New review for early-release!
Boo, it's more Descendants! 🤮
www.patreon.com/posts/138305036
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