Jacob Chattman (Esperborzoi)

NO STREAM TODAY. Sorry, I’ve been kidnapped by the easter bunny and he has been making me clean up its pellet poops. Unfortunately, they are the size of nerf footballs, since it is freakishly large. How it retains the metabolic rate of a regular rabbit is beyond my biological knowledge. I suppose it’s probably radiation? Some epigenetic mutation. It’s not gigantism, it’s is still as agile as the wind - trust me, I tried to run away and he caught me, laughed at me, made me eat a blue egg, and threw me back into manacles. Can’t wait for this day to be over.

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@catmaxwell6691

I think that’s Bunnysnootskin. I’m pretty sure you get something for knowing its name. Like a chocolate, or murdered.

5 days ago | 17  

@thespectre717

No worries my man, hope you have a good Easter !! Much love !! And hope Locke has fun !!

5 days ago | 4  

@Kristian-sd7up

I like that bunny...😄

5 days ago | 3  

@vikingodin1986

I hear crazy rabbit I think of monty python and the holy grail

5 days ago | 3  

@hertzeauxduclaire7689

😂 very good. Wait till you try the red Easter eggs. 93/9

5 days ago | 6  

@NatachaWasylykVinette

Your stories make me smile so much! You are very intelligent as well!

4 days ago | 0

@rameysue

I thought that was scrat from ice age for a sec.

5 days ago | 4  

@irmawesterback2930

Your bunny🐩 looks awesome 👀🐰Happy Easte

5 days ago | 0

@The_Navagator_Trace_Rifle

May Locke find all the eggs his heart desires

5 days ago | 2  

@ICEnovaTI

Happy Easter 🙏

5 days ago | 1  

@adriennemarierozario6591

Happy 🍬🐰🪴🐣⚘❣ You know why there are Easter bunnies? Easter is translation of the Irish Gaelic OSTARA holiday festival of the goddess archetype of Spring, Renewal, Abundance & Fertility. Rabbits 🐰 also breed like cra

5 days ago | 1  

@juliannehollingsworth1631

Beware the brown egg.

5 days ago | 2  

@Yet-another-lisa

Happy Easter to you and all your strangely shaped... rabbits

5 days ago | 1  

@NicolaLaTorre-v2w

😍😍😍😍

5 days ago | 1  

@TheBlindRaven

Happy Easter hose goats, Jacob and fam! Sad about no stream. Hope you're able to run away from the Easter Bunny heard it is diabolical

5 days ago | 1  

@Jewlietoo

Happy Easter!! I now have to go pick Easter Bunny from my Great Danes teeth. Oh, and he says he’s sorry to all the children without eggs this morning. He couldn’t help himself, the bunny was carrying a concealed carrot. Unacceptable behavior. Edit: forgot the apostrophe in “he’s”!

5 days ago (edited) | 1  

@Two_kids_inatrenchcoat123

Is that the martini I ordered

5 days ago | 1  

@DodgeCharger2011

Big eyes 👀

5 days ago | 2  

@jojounicorn4610

mine made me eat a red egg, i got the christian version.

5 days ago | 1  

@thespectre717

Can we all agree that the United States should ban the whole sale of weapons to anyone ??

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