Twilight Sparkle - He ATE them?

Spike - Hate to break it to ya

Rarity - Not the dress, NOT THE DRESS

Rainbow Dash - Hey, that's hot!

Pinkie pie - Ooh, what a cute little gravy boat you are

Fluttershy - Well, umh

Fluttershy - Oh, but you're wrong

Fluttershy - Do you think I'm a silly, gullible fool?

Fluttershy Because that's what friends do

Discord - You're off to such a good start, I'm actually considering being reformed

Discord - You like carrots, Angel?

Discord - Who, me?

Discord - What Look at me, I'm practically reformed already

Discord - We're friends?

Discord - Well, I've never really had a friend before

Discord - Well played Fluttershy, well played

Discord - There, all better!

Discord - 'Something fishy'

Discord - Oh, well, it does, very much so

Discord - Oh, our pony guests, we're so delighted that you've come

Discord - Most of the time...

Discord - May I take your hats, ladies

Discord - I'm Discord, the master of chaos

Discord - How'd you like them carrots

Discord - Friendship is Magic

Discord - EXCELLENT

Discord - Anyone can plainly see that I'm not big at all

Discord - Am I? How odd of me

Discord - (Dances on ice)

Twilight sparkle - That's what she said

Twilight Sparkle - Your majesty

Squirrel - (Turned into monster)

Spike - We're doomed

Rainbow Dash - Try us, Dip-cord!

Princess Celestia - I do

Pinkie Pie - Not a single

Fluttershy - Such language!

Discord - You know what else is adorable

Discord - You are hillarious!

Discord - The stare! Oh please, not that! Anything but your disaproving eyeballs!

Discord - Stop! I'll do whatever you say

Discord - Makes me wanna pinch your little horse-y cheeks

Discord - Oh no! Oh no!

Discord - I never thought of that!

Discord - I admit, it makes roling my eyes a challenge

Discord - He's adorable the way he is

Discord - (Yawn) It's about time somepony got me out of that prison block