Cohabitor Vows In the name of sex, options, and selfishness . Exactly This video is hard to watch. It contains no bad language and features some very attractive people. But the sentiments expressed are sad and ugly. There is no other way to see it. Post-modern society prefers to subsist on euphemisms and make-believe, however, so you can't say you weren't warned. It's good satire. cohabitation. Indeed, the custom of living together before marriage is now so widespread - See more at: www.mercatornet.com/family_edge/view/10637#sthash.… Cohabitation; Indeed, the custom of living together before marriage is now so widespread . Young people, however, are going to take a lot of convincing that it is not the best way to prepare for marriage. Perhaps that's why the video above, posted on YouTube by someone called Pastor Pope, takes the viewer by the scruff of the neck and forces him/her to look at the sub-text of the Cohabitors' contract. Yes, it's a bit brutal, but maybe a wake-up call for some. Well Chad and Jamie you have chosen the vows of cohabitation. So Chad if you would do the honor of looking into your partner's eyes and with every bit of truth that you can muster up repeat after me: I Chad take you Jamie to be my cohabitant. To have sex with you and to hold you responsible for half the bills. To love and to take advantage of you from this day forward. or for as along as our arrangement works out. I will be more or less faithful to you as long as my needs are met. And if nothing better comes along.. If we should break up, it does not mean that this wasn't special. Because I love you almost as much as I love myself. I commit to live with you for as long as this works out. So help me me..In the name of sex, options, and selfishness Amen. Well Chad and Jamie I want to be the first to congratulate you , You are now officially living together. I sincerely wish the very best and I hope this does work out. And now Chad you may do the honor, well you guys know what to do