0:04
Greg - Who's there? I have a waffle iron!
Steven Universe Quotes/Clips
0:05
Greg - ...Steven?
0:03
Greg - I almost waffled your face!
Greg - Wait, is that a magical thing?
Greg - It could be dangerous, or interfere with what's left of my hair.
0:22
Steven & Greg - "Magical Storage Unit"
0:02
Greg - Good luck!
0:07
Greg - I'd like to think of myself as someone who would golf. Eventually.
Greg - When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one showed up except...
Greg - If every porkchop were perfect...
Greg - Oh boy. That thing's giving me the willies.
Greg - (Shrug)
Greg - (Shrug) 2
Greg - "I got this..."
0:13
Greg & Steven - "I LIVE in there!"
Greg - Hub it good!
Greg - If we do this right, we might get political favors!
Greg & Steven - Whoa!
Greg - What is with this cat?
Greg - Whup! Magic stuff. Should I get outta here?
Greg - Gah!
Greg - Hey, stu-ball.
Greg - Whoa!
Greg - Is- is that a thing you can do now?
Greg - That's pretty... cool.
Greg - We're closed.
Greg - Can't you make them go away?
Greg - No, I won't do it!
Steven & Greg - "Your innocence?!"
Greg - Oh my gosh, I just wanted some ice cream!
0:10
Greg - Well the important thing is family and friendship, honesty values, and no one got arrested.
0:12
Greg - "How 'bout some tunes?"
Greg - Warp whistle...
Greg - Yeesh, I must be gettin' old. I used to like cartoons.
Greg - No. Don't give him the banana. That's what he wants.
Greg - Carabiner~ Carabiner~!
Greg - *sigh* Maybe I should've worn the floral print.
Greg - Ooh là là ! Château Maheswaran!
Greg - Maybe we'll save this one for when you're a little older.
0:09
Amethyst & Greg - "Is it the deed to my uncle's mansion?"
0:37
Amethyst & Greg - (Amethyst shapeshifts into Rose)
Greg - He's dead to me.
Greg - Yo.
Greg - No one can ignore the Universe.
0:06
Greg - And I didn't drop out of community college for nothin'!
Marty & Greg - "You want one huge woman when you could have multiple smaller ones."
Greg - GET OUTTA MY VAN!
Greg - Don't you know video killed the audio star?
Greg - Well she's a riptide queen and she's super mean!
Greg - Help, I can't relate to my robot son!
Greg - EYE! ...think I get it.
Greg - We... we didn't fuse.
Greg - Can you just... talk to me for one second, like a real person!?
Greg - Oh... oh boy...
Greg - I barely know you.
Greg & Rose Quartz - "I barely know you."
Greg - How'd you end up with, uh, Harpo, Groucho, and Chico?
Greg - Who wants to go on a road trip?!
Greg - Oh! That's my cue.
Greg - Call the police.
Greg - Son, there will come a time in your life when you learn to accept all pizza.
Greg - But, not to that diner. Oh boy...
Greg - Hey, it's not like a six pack is gonna save you from that height.
Greg - I got a hose.
Greg - Eh, you know, it's not about the mone-eeeeEEEEEE!
0:44
Empire City
Greg - And if I break a table, it ain't no- Whoa!
Greg - I'm sorry you had to be around me.
Greg - Ah, cherry man.
Greg & Pearl - Well, you know Rose. She always did what she wanted.
Greg - Hey! You forgot to- Eh, what do I care? I'm rich.
Greg - Ayyy.
Greg - I'm hungry for babies!
Greg - Whoops! I guess I made a mess, huh?
Greg - Baby Sour Cream, meet sun screen!
0:21
Greg - "Rose! Sour Cream! Rose Cream!"
Greg - Good gravy.
Greg - Carabiner~ Carabiner~! 2
Greg - First off, human babies don't glow. And letter number B... what if they do?!
Greg - Steven! My van! Give me back my babies!
Greg - Dog. Sled. Dog. Sled. Dog! Sled!
Greg - I was gonna let you sleep, you looked so cute.
Greg - Heeey! Uh... nice day out, huh? Uh, I didn't see you there. What's uh, what's... up?
Greg - Geo-weapon, huh?
Greg - Oh yeah?
Greg - Whoa! Put me down, please!
0:08
Greg - "Hey, hey, it's okay, schtu-ball. Your old man's perfectly fine."
Greg - Don't worry, Steven. We'll get out of here. But for now, let's just play along.
Greg - It was me!
