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Steven - Laugh Compilation
Steven Universe Quotes/Clips
0:03
And Steven!
0:07
Steven - I will fight to be everything that everybody wants me to be when I'm grown!
0:04
Steven - Nooooooooooooo!
Steven - This can't be happening! This has to be a dream!
0:09
Steven - Stopped making Cookie Cats?! Don't they have laws for this?!
Steven - Not Lion Lickers...
Steven - Kids these days, I'll tell ya what!
0:05
Steven - You were too good for this world.
0:06
Steven - Hey guys, you won't believe thi-
Steven - No way... It can't be!
Steven - I'm gonna save these forever!
Steven - Aww, I was really close that time!
0:24
Steven - (Summons his weapon for the first time)
Steven - Hmmm...
Steven - And Garnet, uhhh... Yeah!
0:11
Steven - Cookie Cat Song (Lackluster version)
Steven - Cookie Cat crystal combo powers, activate!
0:28
Steven - Cookie Cat, now available... nowhere.
0:10
Steven - Fairwell, sweet Cookie Cats...
Amethyst & Steven - Are you crying?
0:12
Steven - I'm okay, guys...
Steven & Amethyst - "The Bits!"
Steven - Ah! My bits!
Steven - A red eye?! It's going to infect us all!
Steven - What are we going to do?
0:01
Steven - My mom?
Steven - He can help us save the day!
0:02
Steven - I'll go ask him.
Steven - Wake up! We have to save the world!
Steven - No!
0:22
Steven & Greg - "Magical Storage Unit"
Steven - Whoa... Cool!
Steven - ...*hits drum*
Steven - Oh my gosh!
Steven - Buy T-shirt Cannons
Steven - Haha, I know.
Steven - You come on!
Steven - "Let me drive my van into your heart!"
Steven - Sorry about that!
0:13
Greg & Steven - "I LIVE in there!"
Steven - Ha!
Steven - Exactly!
Steven - What? Why?
Steven - That's Perfect!
Steven - *reveals the cheeseburger backpack*
Steven - It's a novelty backpack, shaped like a cheeseburger!
Steven - "Dang, Steven, that's so cool."
Steven - I'm a gem!
Steven - Gimme a minute.
Steven - Coming!
Steven - Oh yeah. That's never good.
Steven - You got it, dude!
Steven - You got it, dude! (Pearl - Yesss...)
Steven - *takes a deep breath*
Steven - Sorry!
Steven - What was that goobers?
Steven - Bagel sandwich!
Steven - Well, if I were a shrimp, that's what I would do.
Steven - This is all my fault!
Steven - They can't all be winners.
Steven - Woooo!
Steven - Wait! I have an idea!
Steven - Anyone want a wet bagel?
Steven - One, two, three, warp in!
Steven - Look at you, you are out of control!
Steven - *drops the strawberry*
0:15
Steven - "Balanced Breakfast"
The Steven Face
Garnet & Steven - "I have to burn this."
Steven - Door, open door!
Steven - Hey, Pearl!
Steven - Doggy paddle forward! Doggy paddle reverse!
0:23
Steven - "Keep it Together, Breakfast"
Steven - Still looks messy to me.
Steven - "Skills!"
Steven - You're completely missing the point of this!
Steven - This is great! We're all together!
Steven - I'm not gonna judge.
Steven - I didn't want this!
Steven - I made you to bring us together... not to tear us apart!
Steven - I guess I dream too big.
Steven - It looks great! It's even more Together and even more Breakfast!
0:14
I don't think I can eat this.
Steven - Where are you?
Steven - You're a mess, Steven.
Pearl & Steven - "Very Important"
Steven - That's unusual!
0:08
Steven - I wear the pants in this relationship!
Steven - What's gotten into you?
Steven - It's a...thingy.
Steven - Ha! Now who's smart?
Steven - Thanks!
Steven - I just feel tingly!
Steven - I'm paid in the smiles across the towns faces.
Steven - Whoa...
Steven - No! He'll mash your potatoes!
Steven - Your move, Frybo.
Steven - I didn't wanna do this, but you leave me no choice!
Steven - As soon as I bared my butt, I knew he'd crack.
Steven - I think our work here is done
Steven & Pearl - "Put your clothes on, Steven."
Steven - Hubbing it up!
Steven - I'm not sure what that is, but I like it!
Greg & Steven - Whoa!
Steven - Amethyst!
Steven - Really?
Steven - Can you shapeshift?
Steven - I wanna try it all!
Steven - Okay.
Steven - Caaatttt!
Steven - Feeeelll iittt!
Steven starts feeling it
Steven - This is so cool!
Steven - Check it out!
Steven - I know, right!
Steven - I'm gonna take this show on the road!
Steven - See what I mean?
Steven - *Gasps* You're right!
Steven & Lars - "No Friends"
Steven - Ha haa!
Steven - Whoa, hey, hey, it's not for me.
Steven - No it's not. It's natural.
Steven - What's that?
Steven - I guess cat fingers don't function well as... fingers.
Steven - Nah, it's cool.
Steven - Huh?
Steven - What?
Steven - I-it's nothing! I just turned all my fingers into cats!
Steven - "Regular Fingers"
Steven - I tried, but it made it worse!
Steven - My life is over!
Steven - You've got to!
Steven - I'm a monster! I'm an adorable cat monster!
Steven - We did it.
0:29
Steven - Cat Puns
Steven - Yup!
Steven - (Riding a bike through sand)
0:26
Steven's Bike
Steven - What up?
Steven - You saw?
Steven - She's just a girl I know, except she doesn't know me. We've never talked.
Steven - Uhh... I like everyone...
Steven - It'll mess up my funky flow.
Steven - "Hi, my name is Steven."
Steven - I'm magic.
Steven - Apparently.
Steven & Connie - "He's a cop."
Steven - Oh! Right.
Steven - I don't know what this is.
Steven - No, no, no, it's okay!
Steven - We're basically BFFs.
Steven - They're crazy about each other.
Steven - Whaaaaatt?!?!
Steven - It's okay.
Steven - Harpoon Gun
Steven - *facepalm*
Steven & Connie - "We'll be free!"
Steven & Connie - "Where are we?"
Steven - It's okay! 2
Steven - Yeah, sure.
Steven - It's okay. 3
Steven - Really? You mean it?
Steven - Yes! I'm ready! I'm so ready!
Steven - I don't know! I was excited, and it's mine, and I like it!
Steven - AHHH! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! AHHHH!
Steven - Steven's the best! ...Why, thank you, temple.
Steven - Definitely, always, never do it!
Steven - Awesome!
Steven - Understood.
Steven - Serious Steven... Activate!
Steven - Hey, I've put that behind me!
Steven - Right!
Steven - Huh? Oh, no. I'm okay.
Steven - There's lots of triangles hidden somewhere in this room.
Steven - What do we do?
Steven - I can't!
Steven - No, no it's not.
0:19
Steven - "Serious Song"
Steven - It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Steven - *Gasps*
Steven - But how? But when? But why?
Steven - And people... like that?
Steven - Are you kidding me?
Steven - *Impersonates Pearl & Garnet*
Steven - I'm so stifled!
Steven - Deal!
Steven - Are you READY?
Steven - Well, yeah.
Steven - What's your backstory?
Steven - Okay!
Steven - That's not fair!
Steven - It DOES?!
Steven - You couldn't AFFORD it!
Steven & Amethyst - "Am I the cruelest creature on the planet?"
Steven - Is that how you feel?
Steven - I thought we could use some promotion.
Steven - Is this the thing?
Steven - I... am the Wet One.
Steven - You're like the cotton candy of the jungle!
